AD Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 The Toronto Star's hockey blog has some pretty good hockey haikus going.... Here's a couple. (The first one is my favourite.) Jason Allison January molasses Faster? The latter.This one was inspired by Bob ColeHow do you say it,I asked, is it Chuck or Chook?Il-ya Koval-CHOOK.AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Heatley for HossaThe Senators won that tradejust don't let him drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Certain as gravity,always fall and fade away,The Leafs suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Crosby in shootoutBeats him like a rented mule!Rookie of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 The Leafs really suckNot one cup since sixty sevenThey won't win this yearorCome back KovalevThe Habs really need you nowThe Leafs really suckorThe Leafs really suckreally really really sucksuck suck suck suck suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 mother lorns her sondraped in blue and white jerseyhis Leafs always suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 23 ticker tape parades24 hungry playersGo Habs Go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Low Roller's haikusDon't meet the standard formatIt's 5-7-5AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Engineer by degreeNo poetry studies in my courses"Want fries with that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha haNice one, old chap, nice.ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Fine, I'll reformat the one that doesn't follow the proper timing:Twenty-three bannersTwenty-four players want moreGo Habs! Go Habs go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Cherry rants: "Visors!If you wear one you're a wimp!"Sundin: puck hits eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 the senators jinxcant beat lowly maple leafsthe senators stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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