I wish......

[peipunk]

....THAT YOU WOULD ALL QUIT THE BOARD SO I COULD GET SOME WORK DONE AROUND HERE!!

GAWD!!!

ITS MONTH END TODAY, DON'T YA KNOW! QUIT BEING SO GODDAMN COMPELLING, THE WHOLE LOT OF YA! I'M GONNA PUNCH THIS REFRESH BUTTON RIGHT THROUGH THE GODDAMN SCREEN! I'VE GOT INVOICES TO PROCESS, YA SELFISH BASTARDS! I HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED MY ITUNES YET TODAY, I BEEN READING TOO MUCH OF YOUR GODDAMN DRAMA AND GOSSIP! CHRIST! LET ME GET A BIT OF BANK RECONCILIATION GOING HERE, EH? ITS ALMOST INVENTORY TIME BUT HERE I AM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF HERE, LEAFS SUCK THERE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT READ THIS SHIT? KEEP YOUR INTELLIGENT AND HILARIOUS BANTER TO YOURSELVES, WOULD YA?

Thank you. We now return to your regular programming.

[Sunshine]

I CAN"T WAIT TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST FAWKING HUG!

[can-o-phish]

QUIT YER GODDAMN JOSTLIN' AND GET YOUR ARSE BACK TO WORK YOU WHINING ISLAND BOY!!!

[Sunshine]

Song: A Mighty Wind Lyrics

As I travel down the back roads, of this home I love so much,

Every carpenter and cowboy, every lame many on a crutch..

They’re all talking about a feeling, or a taste that’s in the air,

They’re all talking about this mighty wind, that’s blowing everywhere,

Oh a mighty winds a blowin’, it’s kickin’ up the sand,

It’s blowin’ out a message to every woman, child and man

Yes a mighty winds a blowin’, cross the land and cross the sea,

It’s blowin’ peace and freedom, it’s blowin’ equality.

(The Folksmen)

From a lighthouse in Barr Harbor, to a bridge called Golden Gate,

From a troller down in Shreveport, to the shore of one great lake,

There’s a star on the horizon, and it’s burning like a flame,

It’s lighting up this mighty wind, that’s blowin’ everywhere,

Oh a mighty winds a blowin’, it’s kickin’ up the sand,

It’s blowin’ out a message to every woman, child and man

Yes a mighty winds a blowin’, cross the land and cross the sea,

It’s blowin’ peace and freedom, it’s blowin’ equality.

(Mitch & Mickey)

When the blind man sees the picture, when the deaf man hears the word,

When the fisherman stops fishing, when the hunter spares the herd,

We’ll still hear the wondrous story, of a world where people care,

The story of this mighty wind that blowin’ everywhere

Oh a mighty winds a blowin’, it’s kickin’ up the sand,

It’s blowin’ out a message to every woman, child and man

Yes a mighty winds a blowin’, cross the land and cross the sea,

It’s blowin’ peace and freedom, it’s blowin’ equality.

Yes it’s blowin’ peace and freedom, it’s blowin’ you and me…

[Sunshine]

Here you go PEIPotatoboy

Artist: The New Main Street Singers Lyrics

Song: Potato's In The Paddy Wagon Lyrics

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there,

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair.

One night mama went to fetch us up a sweet potato, fell down the cellar stairs,

Stork dropped in while she was on the floor, so my sister was born down there.

Daddy says this'n will be nothin' but a misery, never will be worth a damn,

But mama just loved her little sweet potato baby, with a face like a parboiled yam.

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there,

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair.

Potato grew up to be as pretty as a peach, in her calico and honey yellow curls,

Went to the apple cider ball at the armory with all the other ripe and ready girls.

Sheriff Dan Pike, picked Potato for the polka, but she spurned him with a fiddle de-dee,

And before she could turn around and find another partner, Sheriff took her into custody.

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there,

Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair.

Mama'n' daddy put together quite a little posse countin’ me and Jack and cousin Will,

We all hopped into the old Chevy pickup and we caught ‘em at the top of the hill,

Daddy took his Remington and shot away the lock, for to set his little darlin’ free,

But Potato said, “Daddy, shut the gol-dern door, Sheriff wants to marry me!â€

Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, guess we better leave her there,

Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it’s more than fair,

Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, guess we better leave her there,

Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it’s more than fair,

Mama says it’s more than fair

Mama says it’s more... than fair!

[PalacePrincess]

we're going to have to put saddles on those folks!

[phorbesie]

oooh..that sounds fun.

[MamaPink]

You know what I wish? I wish that old people didn't drive such HUGE friggin cars! It really makes me mad.