can-o-phish Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Lookin' like the North Pole here in T-Dot today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairySari Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 My Menorah Also, QQC and I have a Hanu-Christmas tree this year: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 as promised.. 'tis 5 pm and i am aglow...a little billy idol pumpin' from the speakers.. lol.. dancing in cubicles. MERRY CHRISTMAS JAMBANDS! MERRY CHRISTMAS WISERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 And a Very Merry Christmas to you Tipsy-McBirdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Birdy Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 mmm.. instead of my morning coffee while sifting through the emails, i've opted for hot chocolate with baileys.. mmmmmmmmmmm................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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can-o-phish Posted December 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Just in case I don't have a chance to post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted December 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street whena little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nicebike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the littlegirl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up atthe cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bringit to you?""Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl lookedup at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goesunderneath the horse, not on top" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Have a happy Bob Weir everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted December 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Have a happy Bob Weir everybody! One of my all-time favourite Dead stickers was one that read Cheese It Up, Bobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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can-o-phish Posted December 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting, to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.He opened it and read:Dear God,I am a 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had$100.00 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no familyto turn to and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?Sincerely,EdnaThe postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a fewdollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00 which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all of the workers felt a warm glow for the kind thing they had done.Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady to God. All of the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:Dear God,How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.By the way, there was $4.00 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.Sincerely,Edna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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