Cully Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last thread for today... MISHAKWA, Kentucky - The lately reclusive Autobot leader that once proudly led time honored war heroes such as Bumblebee and Rawhide into battle, was found dead in his trailer in the western Kentucky town of Mishakwa. Prime apparently suffered a heart attack early Thursday morning in his sleep. Mr. Prime is survived by his protégé Rodimus Prime and his human godson Chip. We'll miss you Optimus Prime or "Opie" as he was called by his close friends, had been battling a drug and alcohol addiction for years and more recently suffered from obesity and male pattern baldness. After his TV series was cancelled, he slipped into a deep depression and hermit-like existence. Prime appeared once and awhile at Sci-Fi conventions and did an occasional voice-over job. His one-time costar Megatron, who now owns a used car lot in Van Nuys California, released a statement early Friday. "Optimus was a great bot. Off camera we were very close. A lot of people don't realize that he came up with the phrase 'roll out!' one day during filming. It just kind of stuck. We'll all miss him dearly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Toronto, Ontario - The lately reclusive proud gay leader Cully that once proudly led time honored parade heroes such as Bumblebee and Rawhide through the parade, was found dead in his condo in the eastern Toronto's gay town. Cully apparently suffered a heart attack early Thursday morning while sleeping with eight 21 year old boys and doing poppers. Mr. Cully is survived by his protégé the Ambiguously Gay Duo and his dog a shitzu named Chip (named after his favorite TV show). We'll miss you Cully Cullyford or "Cully" as he was called by his lovers, had been battling a drug and alcohol addiction for years and more recently suffered from loss in confidence and his man hammer had gone soft. After his dance series was cancelled, he slipped into a satin teddy and lived only in his imaginary drag queen land of joy. Cully appeared once and awhile at gay pride conventions and did an occasional reach-over job. His one-time costar Shelby, who now owns a used wig store in Brownford Shithole, released a statement early Friday. "Cully was a great fag. ON camera we were very close. A lot of people don't realize that he came up with the dirty sanchez and the Cleavland steamer one day during filming. Now there house hold terms. We'll all miss him dearly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 wow you just don't stop eh?!? "Friends like these Gary..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) you have friends??? Edited February 2, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 can you spell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 no, but i can edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Ok, this time your post was funny. Most often your posts just feel like a kick in the stomach, and on the wrong side of bigotry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Luda is calling his lawyer to see if he has to pay the estate of Optimus Prime, for using "Roll Out", as his catch phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 This thread is begging for a shot of Lambert in his Halloween costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 WTF! I'm not fat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Oh well, I can't get the picture to work.Someone with knowledge help me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 i have one funny Optimus video from Vegoose, but alas, i'm computer retarded and it won't get shown here (ah memories) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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