Phred Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 Does anyone know if Time is right? It seems to fit, but not the help others see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Tractor Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 the answer is (drum roll plz) SAND. sand is used to make glasses and when it get in your eyes it'll blind ya. sand is used to make bricks but erodes things over time. thanks to my myxklplk or whatever his name was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 How far can a dog run into the woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 Halfway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 Why he can only run half way into the woods. The other half, he's running out of it. CD Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 quote: Originally posted by paisley: What did the buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? As you stated later, Make me one with everything. The vendor says the hotdog is $1.50 ... the buddhist gives him $2. The vendor gives him the hot dog. The buddhist says what about my change? The vendor points to his coin box and says ... "Change comes from within" Rob Not Bob Then there's the junkie who goes to the hotdog vendor and says, "Get me one with the works ..." NP : Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 quote:Originally posted by paisley: Make me one with everything.At which point the hot dog vendor slaps the buddhist across the kisser, hard, saying, "That's the sound of one hand clapping, funny boy!!! You know how many times I've heard that joke?!?" Aloha, Brad P.S. Rene Descartes goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him, and walks away. Descartes finishes the beer, and the bartender comes back and asks if he'll have another. Descartes says, "I think not" and promptly vanishes. The bartender was enlightened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted January 28, 2003 Report Share Posted January 28, 2003 Knock Knock. (wait for answer) I'm a Pile-up (wait for answer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted January 29, 2003 Report Share Posted January 29, 2003 TIME fits as the answer to 3/4 of the riddles in the world ha ha - i always just say time automatically. _______ Riddle me this, riddle me that! The answer Batman is TIME and time has just run out for the boy wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted January 29, 2003 Report Share Posted January 29, 2003 quote:Originally posted by bradm: P.S. Rene Descartes goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him, and walks away. Descartes finishes the beer, and the bartender comes back and asks if he'll have another. Descartes says, "I think not" and promptly vanishes. The bartender was enlightened.More junkie puns .... you heard about the existentialist junkie, right? Always putting Descarte before the Horse .... Rob Not Bob Hanging his head in shame ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Descarte Posted January 29, 2003 Report Share Posted January 29, 2003 A woman came into a bar and asked the bartender for a "Double Entendre" - so he gave her one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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