kung Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 I think I got this customs link off of jamhub to do with declarations at the border and what not. I think it's totally legit but can't make sense of this passage: quote: Prohibited articles include: lottery tickets, narcotics and dangerous drugs, obscene articles and publications, seditious and treasonable materials, hazardous articles (e.g., fireworks, dangerous toys, toxic or poisonous substances), products made by prison convicts or forced labor, and switchblade knives ( the only exception is for a one-armed traveler, in which case the blade must be no longer than three inches ). What the fuck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!" Don't prison convicts make license plates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted July 23, 2003 Report Share Posted July 23, 2003 Lottery tickets??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted July 23, 2003 Report Share Posted July 23, 2003 hmmm...do i need that damn waiver if i cut off my arm? i'll leave the switchblade and lottery tix at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted July 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2003 Seriously though is this a gag about the Fugitive or something? The site is like customs.gov... I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 23, 2003 Report Share Posted July 23, 2003 I'm sure it's real. It just reads funny. I don't know anyone with only one arm, and I've always had 2. But I'll bet that a switchblade is quite 'handy' for such a situation. I bet hooks are too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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