Stapes Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 just when you thought people couldn't get any weirder... these folks must have as much free time as anti-porn guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 quote:NB: the reader is advised not to seek equine transformation for reasons of sexual gratification if using a magical transformation. Many magics are sexually sensitive, driven as they are by the casters will and belief. A certain degree of magical flux will persist for some time after the transformation appears to be complete, and sexual bonding within this time can have unpredictable effects. Documented hazards of this nature include: Being unable to reverse the transformation if and while a pregnancy results. If the magic flux is high, becoming your own foal. Accelerating the phenomena known as "shape loss" (see below). Permanently enhancing one's libido to the exclusion of all other considerations. Yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Hooves would be fun indeed. I'd use them for counting, and then for hoovin' it to the beer store across the street. I might even go as far as hoofin' stapes in the nards for one reason or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 You might find this more usefull bouche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 quote: Ohhh the perfect party gift for the girly party! Is is EVER! I'm gonna have to keep that in mind for next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Maybe you can invite this guy. He gives that Peter Pan guy a run for his money in the creep out department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Well he's definitely more professional then Peter... By the way, should I ask how you found that site Stapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 www.ilovebacon.com Hours of top notch quality entertainment. almost as good as www.boners.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bald guy in a blanket Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 You all have problems. Really wonderful problems. P.s.-If you didn't, click on the "methods" page at the horsey-love site. My jaw is still sore from my mouth being agape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 At first I was excited ... but then I realized that it was "How to be a horse", and not "How to be with a horse." Oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 Yipes Yipes Double Yipes. You guys should be the research team for Springer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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