dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 i listen to the decemberists and look up words in the dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Funny poo story.I worked in the bush from May to Christmas. 8hrs a day in the forest, you're going to eventually need to crap. Everyone has their own system designed for crapping comfort, keeping tp dry, making sure it doesn't get on your shoes etc.Me, I do a wall squat against a big tree. Great system until... you sit yourself against a tree that is pitching (sap).In November, around 11am, I crapped against a cedar tree. When I'd finished, I hoisted my pants and rain gear (it was pouring) only to have my ass scream in protest.I tried desperately to dance around, reaching for my butt, to figure out what I had dropped into my pants that was sticking into my ass. No luck - I got a handful of cedar pitch.So, for the rest of the day I worked while hairs were pulled from my ass slowly and seemingly methodically. We didn't have alcohol swabs in the truck, so I had to sit VERY uncomfortably all the way back to our office. At the office, we only had hydrogen peroxide - no help.Eventually, I got home (after a 45m drive - again sitting very uncomfortably) and took a shower with my razor.My new nickname - Patches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Funny poo story.I worked in the bush from May to Christmas. 8hrs a day in the forest, you're going to eventually need to crap. Everyone has their own system designed for crapping comfort, keeping tp dry, making sure it doesn't get on your shoes etc.Me, I do a wall squat against a big tree. Great system until... you sit yourself against a tree that is pitching (sap).This brings a whole new twist to the "pitching" vs. "catching" symbiosis...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Now that's a story! I was going to pilfer it for a new signature line, but there were just too many to choose from . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Great story TomFoolery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was a very memorable experience. Not a good one, but a source of many laughs after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Well, you have already told us you don't wipe your ass so we knew you weren't doing that after a shit. Fuck... I've run dry! I'm comin' up with NOTHING! DAMN!!! I'll be back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Me, I do a wall squat against a big tree. Great system until... you sit yourself against a tree that is pitching (sap).I claim "The Pitching Saps" as a band name. Or maybe "The Pitching (Saps)"; bands having punctuation in their names are "in" these days...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 In November, around 11am, I crapped against a cedar tree.oh my what a nice guitar you could have made with the cedar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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