Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 One of the elevators in my office reeks like bacon.Should I be concerned I'm having a pork-related stroke?I am so bored. No one is here and I'm covering for the President's assistant this week. The phone has rung exactly twice since 8 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 One of the elevators in my office reeks like bacon.I am so bored.How many elevators are there? If there were, say, three others, you could occupy yourself by making one of them smell like some nice cooked vegetables (roast squash, maybe, or a roast parsnip/carrot combo), one like spicy noodles or scalloped potatoes, and the other like a nicely warmed through apple pie. I'm not sure which wine smell, red or white, should go into the service elevator, though.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 "Dr Penfield, I smell delicious bacon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 One of the elevators in my office reeks like bacon.I am so bored.How many elevators are there? If there were' date=' say, three others, you could occupy yourself by making one of them smell like some nice cooked vegetables (roast squash, maybe, or a roast parsnip/carrot combo), one like spicy noodles or scalloped potatoes, and the other like a nicely warmed through apple pie. I'm not sure which wine smell, red or white, should go into the service elevator, though.Aloha,Brad[/quote']There are 7 elevators in the bank of them to which I'm referring. I suppose you could stink 'em up to cover an entire meal, though I'm not sure where I'll acquire the needed fumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 P.S. In my mind, parsnips smell like farts. I've never eaten one, primarily because I imagine they taste like farts would taste. The neighbour kid who grew up next door to me used to fart and then run around yelling, "Parsnip fart! Parsnip fart!"She was a little weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 nice cooked vegetables (roast squash, maybe, or a roast parsnip/carrot combo), Brad, please remind me to never eat supper with you. Those are the only 3 vegetables I cannot stomach once cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 nice cooked vegetables (roast squash' date=' maybe, or a roast parsnip/carrot combo), [/quote']Brad, please remind me to never eat supper with you. Those are the only 3 vegetables I cannot stomach once cooked.Is it because of fart odour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 If I couldn't stand fart odour, do you think I would have moved to Ottawa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 If I couldn't stand fart odour, do you think I would have moved to Ottawa?hahahahahahaaZing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 In my mind, parsnips smell like farts. I've never eaten one are you kidding me! parsnips are my absolute FAVOURITE vegetable I could eat those suckers 3 times a day, 7 days a week mmmmmmmmm....parsnips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 It's not my fault they were ruined for me in childhood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 parsnips are beyond gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 In my mind, parsnips smell like farts. I've never eaten one are you kidding me! parsnips are my absolute FAVOURITE vegetable I could eat those suckers 3 times a day, 7 days a week mmmmmmmmm....parsnips Who wants to bet that starhead's house smells farty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 In my mind' date=' parsnips smell like farts. I've never eaten one[/quote']are you kidding me! parsnips are my absolute FAVOURITE vegetable I could eat those suckers 3 times a day, 7 days a week mmmmmmmmm....parsnips Who wants to bet that starhead's house smells farty? that's a given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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