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Wow. Breaking News: JLo still as big a douchenozzle as ever...


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Not this comes as a shock to anyone, I'm sure...

According to MSNBC:

"Poor Jennifer Lopez. The new mom is training for a triathlon, but everyone is too busy watching the Olympics to notice.

Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,†according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’â€

What a fucking tool.

Way to go Jennifer! Humankind will forever be amazed at your accomplishment--assuming you actually go through with it--I'm sure it's never been done before! In fact, Michael Phelps should just go ahead give you (at least!) one of his gold medals--he owes you that much.

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why is msnbc writing about her complaining about something else? who cares?

Because the masses crave stupid gossip about people they don't know and for some reason wish they could be. Just having JLo's name will get people to check out their site or watch the channel, etc, which means they will be affected by the advertisements also located on the same pages or channel or whatnot. Doesn't matter what the actual story is. Take this for an example, it's on this page and most likely other boards which means some people will be curious enough to check it out which means there's a possibility for them to be influenced by the advertising. Even if whatever article they write is literally "blah blah blah...", people will still search it out and might click on a link just because of her name (or some other celebrity) being in the subject.

Edit: funny video above. It's also funny how he's smoking in the commercial.

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why is msnbc writing about her complaining about something else? who cares?

Who knows why...

Slow news day?

Secret grudge against pseudo-latinas who used to sleep with Ben Affleck?

Paid off by J.Lo's publicist to publish something--anything--about her because her career is in the shitter?

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