25 most baffling toys ever

[timouse]

thanks halbert for the cracked website.

my favourite: the Playmobil Hazmat set.

Playmobil makes little figurines in the shape of hundreds of different professions, but only the Hazmat disposal crew provides children with the stark reminder that mankind's excesses will eventually doom us all. "

[afro poppa]

thats fucking jokes

[Hal Johnson]

I like this one:

"And, just as we sometimes adopt and misunderstand certain features of Japanese culture, so, too, do the Japanese sometimes misunderstand ours. "

[mattm]

Now that was pretty funny

This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward children.

[Velvet]

Wow, I thought lawn darts were bad.

[Patchoulia]

Goddamn alarmists ruin everything.

Lawn Darts were awesome!