Large Marge Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Come one, come all... Date: Saturday, December 6, 2008 Time: 12:00pm - 2:00pm Location: University, Queen to College City/Town: Toronto, ON December 6th in Toronto - Two Rallies. One Rope. 1) Conservative Party Rally at Queen's Park http://rallyforcanada.ca/ 2) Rally for a Progressive Coalition at City Hall http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=46997744273 Rumours have been circulating that a rope will be placed along University Avenue, between the two rallies. Media sources have confirmed speculation today that the Governor General will grant control of the House of Commons to whoever wins the Tug of War. All parties are now in heavy training, preparing for Saturday's event. Details have not been worked out yet, but local police warn that traffic may be affected by the Tug of War. "We're doing traffic simulations right now, to determine how disruptive this event will be." said a spokesperson. "One possibility is to close down the subway, and hold the entire event underground, with the Conservatives at Queen's Park and the Coalition at Osgoode." An official binding Tug of War is unprecedented in Canadian history. While some members of the House of Commons requested that the results of the competition be proportional, the Governor General has ruled that all Tugs of War shall be decided by a "First Past the Post" system. In this case, the "post" is Dundas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 who's gonna bring the rope?Seems to me like this all is gonna feel like we're pushing it up a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 who's gonna bring the rope?At this point, I think pretty much any Canadian would be more than willing to provide some rope to help decide who was to govern the country...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Remove all lawyers and teachers from the active government and we should be at a good start to a new government because there would be close to no one left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Think someone will acctually bring a 1 KM rope t the event? or will it be a few tied together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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