Patchoulia Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 You didn't tell me you were in TEXAS recently?! WTF!?!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_on_fe_st/odd_flatulence_fight;_ylt=Ala_P9ix656UYBHaBto_trpxFb8C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Whatever happened to "whoever smell't it, dealt it"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Whatever happened to "whoever smell't it, dealt it"?I still adhere to that adage. It's generally accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 maybe he was at this soccer game: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1106658_ref_calls_foul_after_player_breaks_wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 I used to find that a well placed fart, usually in the vicinity of the "T," gave me an excellent edge against my brother when we played squash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 I do NOT support this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 I do NOT support this thread. Oh, c'mon. What else do you have to do today? Big flatulence contest to prep for? xoxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 The drive to bring good manners back to football has reached new heights after a referee issued a yellow card to a player for "breaking wind" as a penalty was being taken.The official deemed the act "ungentlemanly conduct" and booked the player responsible. However Chorlton Villa, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against local rivals International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester, last Sunday.Ian Treadwell, manager of Chorlton Villa for the past eight years, said his team had learnt lessons from the game in which three players were dismissed and two were booked."The other player had the penalty saved because it was a bad penalty it was nothing to do with any noise. Not one of their team remonstrated with the referee when the first penalty was taken."They were as shocked as we were as to why. We are waiting for the Football Association to contact us after they have received the report."Treadwell added that his players' behaviour was "normally exemplary"."We are not a dirty team and we like to play football. While I won't condone the actions of the players it is an emotive game and some of the players were sent off for entering into conversation with the referee."This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."Pauline Riley, secretary and treasurer of International Manchester FC, said: "Both teams are very friendly. There's no animosity. It was just hilarious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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