Kanada Kev Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) Bag O Weedby Nate_Perro Edited April 20, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you wouldWhen I tell you every person needs a way of feeling goodEvery kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stickStewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kickAll: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, EightA Bag of Weed, A Bag of WeedOh, Everything is better with A Bag of WeedIt’s the only hope that you’ll ever needCuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of WeedStewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it nowEnsemble: When Texas people want to feel good,Stewie: They go assault a queer.Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,Stewie: He humps a guy like me.Ensemble: Right!All: But all we need is a bag of weed,To keep us worry free.One, Two, Three, HO!A Bag of Weed, A Bag of WeedOh, everything is better with A Bag of WeedOh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speedCuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of WeedStewie: Have a go, Brian!Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.â€Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.â€Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.All: HEY!‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weedTo make us wanna cheer!And One, Two!A Bag of Weed, A Bag of WeedOh, everything is better with A Bag of WeedYou can try and fight but we’re all agreedBecause everything is better with A Bag of Weed(break)One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!A Bag of Weed, A Bag of WeedOh, everything is better with A Bag of WeedYou’re a happy guy but you can’t proceedBecause everything is better with A Bag…Of…Weed!Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Criminals; all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 It's a beautiful, summer-like sunny day here in Victoria. I'm stuck in the son-of-a-bitchin' library today, but I just wandered outside at around quarter after four. There's a fountain/pond out front of the library, and just on the other side of the fountain is a lawn that's about the size of two football fields.Victoria + 4/20 + 4:20 + Sunshine + Massive lawn in the middle of campus = a celebration in full force.I was a spectator more so than a participant, but it made for a pretty relaxing fifteen minute vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Wooly Mammoth Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 What 420 Means: The True Story Behind Stoners' Favorite Number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I don't smoke pot anymore. I just pay a dude 50 bucks to come over, press lightly on my chest and tell me all my ideas are awesome.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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