shainhouse Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 This shiznit is HIGHlarious. http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 This one's even better: http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html It does Jive, Valley Girl, Pig Latin, and Swedish chef! Aloha, Brad P.S. Here's the above post (everything up to the end of my name) in Swedish Chef: quote: Thees oone's ifee better: http://vvv.cs.utexes.idoo/users/jbc/humea/cheff.html It dues Jeefe-a, Felley Gurl, Peeg Leteen, und Svedeesh cheff! Eluha, Bred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 bork, bork, bork! my whole class is looking at me, laughing at: bork, bork, bork!!! und, skeewer the bushee! bork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 That Jive shit is funny as hell. Check out my bland work email when it's Jived: Wassup Diane, How be yo' ass? We enjoyed such some supa' fine an' sunny week in Ottawa last week, it be disappointin' t' spot da damn wind an' rain dis week! Word to yo' mama. I be requestin' translashun on da followin' document -- V-S-fuckin'-O general brochure (down low, attached). It be approximate-like 760 words. Amen! Would yo' ass be able t' translate dis piece in da next week? As we have discussed, I will send da damn annual report 4 translashun by da middle o' next week. Da daidline 4 dat project be da damn fat-lady o' Octoba', an' it be current-like runnin' at about 10 pages. I hope yo' ass kin fit dese-he'ah deuce projects into yo' schedule! If yo' ass have no quesshuns, plaise gimme some call in Ottawa, dig dis: (down low, 613) 234-1364x.230. Best wishes, Noelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 My favourite filter actually turns text into the body of what appeared to be a spam e-mail. Not only that, but there's a filter that would take a spam-ized piece of text, and unspam it. Why is this useful? Well, if you tink the gov't is reading your e-mails, a message encrypted using something like PGP will appear to be encrypted, and thus be suspicious. If you encode it as spam, it looks innocent. So you have anybody who wants to send you something turn it into spam, which any e-mail watcher is almost certainly going to filter/skip, then you un-spam it when you get it. The filter is here. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 Da Jive Serva' by Mack Some. Daddy 9 August 2001, dig dis: I think it be time t'elaborate on mah disclaima'. Da Jive Serva' aint intended t' mimic o' mock ebony English (down low, o' Ebonics). If I wuz mockin' anyone, I would target dose-dair blaich-pale Ivy Laigue frat boys who try t' rap likes they grew down in da ghetto on account o' havin' watched Shaft too many times. So's plaise duzn't botha' t' send me racist email 'esplainin' yo' views on ebony subordinacy o' condemnin' mah "bigoted" website. Do yo' ass tru-ly think it be dat simple? 9 Decemba' 1998, dig dis: Da Jive Serva' aint Y-2-fuckin'-K compliant. Dis warnin' has been posted as some courtesy, an' it duz not serve as no warranty o' da damn soundness o' unsoundness o' Da Jive Serva'. In no event will Mack Some. Daddy be liable t' yo' ass 4 no consequential, incidental, o' indirect damages (down low, includin' damages 4 loss o' business profits, business interrupshun, loss o' business 4-1-1, an' da damn likes) arisin' out o' da damn 'esploit o' inability t'esploit Da Jive Serva', even if Mack Some. Daddy has been advised o' da damn possibility o' such damages. Disclaima', dig dis: Dis software be some novelty item. It translates standard English into Jive, some nonexistent dialect which, at times, may seem vulgah', sexist, racist, vulgah'-sexist, vulgah'-racist, sexist-racist, vulgah'-sexist-racist, pastoral-comical-vulgah'-sexist-racist, an' otherwise rude. If dis will offend yo' ass, plaise direct yo' browsa' t' sump'n mo' political-like correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 What it is, Mama! priceless - i'm passin this one on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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