PassedOutGuy Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Where are ya at you dirty wook? Where have your adventures gone? Do you not know some of us live through your sloppy drunken drug induced haze?Lazy bitch... can't get off your ass to entertain us anymore?chug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I heard his charred remains were found under a tarp with some nitrous tanks at the Vibes last summer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULTIMATE WARRIOR Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Yeah, I know where Heady Epic is. Regretfully. He re-appeared into my life about three weeks ago. He bursted thru my front door one evening rather unexpectedly, muttering unintelligible gibberish about nothing particularly discernible. He appeared all wigged out, disheveled, and destitute, which on its own was not strange given the subject we're dealing with. However things turned from strange to downright really strange when he looked at me, appeared to bow, and lunged straight under my futon by doing a perfectly executed half triple-double somersault. He's been there since. I've been trying to lure him out with promises of hits of acid, burritos, and some long lost Grateful Dead master recordings from their 1977 tour, but the wook won't come out. I suspect that he feeds on the Doritos, trail mix, and other crumbs found behind the futon which in retrospect have made me regret my poor housekeeping skills.I fear for my future. The smell in my apartment is becoming intolerable and neighbours are starting to complain about the stench emanating from my abode. My girlfriend left me. My dogs left me. My plants all died. I can't wash the smell off of my clothes and get mocked frequently by the children at my job at Chucky Cheese. I implore anyone who can contact Heady Epic, whether through telephony or telepathy, to please do so otherwise I will be forced to abandon my household and it's not even festival season yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Chug chug chug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 DANCE MONKEY, DANCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 That sounds about right Plomox... same shit happened to me when i lived in Oshawa after Phish 2000.All too familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Except that you came out from under the couch after you were offered a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 This has all the makings of a get-shitfaced-drunk thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Except that you came out from under the couch after you were offered a beer. the jaws of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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