StoneMtn Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Well, at least now I know why an unmarked cop car was staked out at the end of my front lawn, with others positioned around my street, when I awoke last Saturday. Gotta love my neighbours... Hostage Hoax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 You should go into criminal law and just stand outside, giving out your card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Actually, my partner does criminal defence, and used to prosecute. Every time these things happen and he hears about it, he asks, "Oh, who was it, ____". (He can usually guess within two or three tries.)Small towns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Always have a good lawyer on speed-dial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!"A man at the front of the bar stands up and says "Hey! I resent that!" The first man says to the second man, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" "NO! I'm an asshole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Were you the second man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Bahahahahahahahahaha :surprise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 You should move back to Toronto for the peace and quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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