seejay Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 we were waiting for walk off the earth to begin. there was a giant gap between the lawnchair people right in front of the soundboard and the next row. invading lawnchair people want to set up a new row in this gap, so they politely ask two people in the row ahead if they were too close, and is it ok if they set up their chairs. buddy turns around and says, "i don't care. this isn't my chair. i'll be gone when the owners come back."lawnchair woman and man look at each other, then back at buddy. "this isn't your chair?"buddy responds, "nope. i'm just relaxing until the owner comes back. then i'm gone."lawnchair woman, aghast, "you don't even know the person who owns the chair?"buddy smiles, "nope." and turns around to recommence relaxation. lawnchair woman is stunned, imagining buddy sitting in HER lawnchair while she goes off to get a pop and a tornado potato... oh the horror!i love lawnchair anarchy. :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 that must have been wonderful. did you go have a seat too? that might have pushed her over the edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I've been known to pull the same stunt. "I'm just keeping it warm for you!" is my retort when they inevitably tell me to scram..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 nice. everyone should have this experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seejay Posted July 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 that must have been wonderful. did you go have a seat too? that might have pushed her over the edge.no, but you are giving me deliciously wicked ideas for next year. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Feel free to come by and borrow something from Crystal's fake turd and whoopee cushion collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canscifan Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Sean, you're about to spill your beer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I think "keeping it warm for you" applied to the beer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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