Harpua Posted July 24, 2001 Report Share Posted July 24, 2001 #14 Mike and I went to get mix for our snouts at half time only to discover that there was a huge line in front of the drink stand, I mean half of the venue was lined up. Mike quickly manouvered up to the cash register, bypassing the line up and said "oh, do you have those fruitopias yet?, then the cash guy said no, he said, ok, give me 2 lemonaides then. Hhahahahahahaha. I was so damn impressed and refreshed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted July 24, 2001 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2001 #27 When sneaking to the front make sure you have a camera in hand and just tell everybody that you just want to take a picture. Mike did this and I noticed this one guy saying oh, come over here in front of me and get a shot.PS. Grahams tour tip: once you get to the front, dance like crazy to clear some room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 Tour tip #14a -------------When you have already walked past the line to question the drink attendent, make sure you absolutely do not flinch when people in line yell things like "Hey BUDDY! Why don't you wait in line like everyone else." Continue pretending that you believe that they are not referring to you, and you will be out of the mess in no time, with drinks in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted July 25, 2001 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 Tour tip 14b: Make sure you have lots of vodka to mix with your lemonaide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted July 25, 2001 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 #41 Try to avoid Kung. He spent the 80s on tour with Widespread Panic instead of the Grateful Dead and now he's just plain bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 Tour Tip #21Should someone be kind enough to drive after a show until a hotel or campground is found, be sure to "get them wasted".....feed them and yourself triple Manhattens until either of you starts doing the Tube Top Wobble......"first one drunk gets the floor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 Tip #16If you return to the campground, hotel whatever and are listening to some cool guitar and are in need to pass out... make sure you only pass out enough to still be able to "bob" your head when a song is being sung about you."Hey passed out guy, what are u doing? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 Tour tip # 56 ------------- When crashing out at a rest stop and you are awakened by a cop with a flashlight, telling you to leave, before you actually go, make sure you check that it IS a cop, and not some guy getting kicks out of running around with a flashlight, waking sleeping people up and telling them to leave the rest stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 I stay in the car folks so you will all have to ask Mike and Barrett if that scene from Something About Mary is actually true....I swear, the two of them took off into the woods together and I didnt see them for an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 lets not forget the baby wipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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