My border crossing story.

[TheGoodRev]

Me: Uhhhhh..... "p" and "h" combine to make an "f" sound, ma'am.

Best ever.

[M]

I think someone should compile a book of border crossing stories. This is brilliant stuff.

[meggo]

I don’t know why they were searching people coming from France as the ETA is Spanish,

this is purely a guess, but i believe basque country extends into france, maybe that's the connection?

i have had a lot of funny border crossings...

once we were crossing from middle-of-nowhere manitoba to middle-of-nowhere minnesota, it was just a small building in a cornfield. buddy must have been bored because he decided to take eeeeverything out of my car [i was moving home for the summer from BC, so there was a LOT of stuff]. the lady inside the office even checked my purse!

but, they were really nice.

another time, crossing at detroit on our way to an ABB show -

customs: where are you going?

me: allman brothers show at pine knob.

customs: any cannabis in the vehicle?

me: no sir.

customs: well, i'm sure you'll find some there.

:laugh:

[Booche]

Border crossing guard pulling a condom from my wallet in front of 20 strangers:

You havent needed to use one of these in 6 years.

BURN!