bokonon

but the quotes are really funny. (except kahlil, i am not really into anything quite that esoteric.)

i am not a vegan because i love fuzzy little animals. i am a vegan because farming of animals takes a huge toll on the environment. i am trying to reduce the impact i leave on the planet. i am not some flakey little animal lover that thinks cows and such have the same rights as humans. if i was starving out in the wilderness you can bet your ass i would chase down bambi and kill it with my teeth if i was hungry enough. but i can be vegan and thus i am. it is my little way of being a tree hugger.

i have to go to ottawa to get the dead plant!?! how about you come down tonight to see diesel dog in kitchener and bring said dead plant?

oh yeah, if anyone needs a copy of the studio cd, they will be sold at the door, so bring your pennies!

yeah floyd! hardly saw you at the lose yer sh!t festival, and my life can definitely use more floyd! if i can convince sissypants (aka ricky) to stay up late than maybe we will finally get to have a housewarming party. i mean hell, we've only been here five (?) months!

Maybe he had the balloons in his pocket and he was blowing up 1 at a time in various parts of the crowd...Is that not a possibitly?

some guys are so f@@@@@@@kin DUMB!!

heady had some chick blow up the balloons for him. it's in the story.

and your hair was sticking up just like this, so that is why i put the stupid hat on you!

one of the only teachers i remember from highschool is the one who got me into ginsberg. this sort of bending the syllabus is what actually makes a difference in people's lives.

deacon dr. neziol silk!

i would rather learn from your mistakes.

Man I'd love to rub a ham sandwich all over her elbows.

but how does ms. hux feel about that?

i call winter a natural disaster. we're just a little bit more prepared for it.

ricky won't dress up as a bunny for me for halloween. this makes me sad.

i echo the sentiments of ms. hux.

i'm there. if there's a schwilly chick at the door with blonde messy dreads, that's me.

do you have any pots for plants? not pot plants. i mean large bowls to hold dirt a roots and leaves and such.

i think it is pretty sad that someone like avril is considered to be the "alternative" choice for a young female role model. she is as much a part of the hollywood machine as britney spears and jessica simpson, she just wears dark coulours instead of pink. lets analyze the situation here. put a check beside the characteristics shared by avril and britney and jessica:

lots of makeup- check

expensive clothes- check

no clear demonstration of original talent- check

valued for their clearly defined pigeon hole in society- check

sex objects (in one way or another)- check

symbol of american capitalism and fickle low-brow excuse for culture- check.

creates a brand instead of an actual product worth purchasing on its own- check.

fu©k britney, avril and whoever the hell else. they all blow.

personally, i am going to try to introduce my niece to people like david suzuki, ghandi and his family and margaret atwood. i am not going to have this illogical notion of how a person needs to have heroes that are of the same biological gender, that is arbitrary and false. personally, i think ideas like that keep sexism alive.

most down to earth politicain since trudeau!

ok, here is a clue that it is fake people, use that (un)common sense. if a person has enough balloons so that he can sell 75 and still have some left over, how the hell does he disappear in to a crowd? it's not fu©king hard to follow the huge mass of balloons!

fu©k, guys are dumb.

hey wait a second, i thought you had a job now, what the hell are you doing online finding seventeen thousand word palindromes?

reinier, my friend's name.

no, i think they know he isn't from there. i think they are under the impression that he moved there years ago, though.

http://www.danzfamily.com/pictures/pictures04/fabio.jpg

this is the best one i could find using the amount of effort i wished to expend.

one band whore

fabio getting hit in the face with a bird is still funnier.