bokonon

Metallica kicks ass. Belinda Stronach can fuck her hat. Miatas are chick cars. Hockey is hypnotic to watch. I want some soup.

The sexy vibes are working!!! I have an interview on the second sexiest day of the year....Valentines Day!!

...riding around on the back of a motorbike

Again I say, go fuck your hat!

Rub it in, jerk! I'd way rather be too hot than cold. This weather in Ontario makes me sick, literally. Temperatures have been going up and down and up and down and up and down and now I feel like a bag of smashed assholes. Go fuck your hat!

A paid day off, that's fuckin' awesome!

Geek Forum please.

Who is the gift certificate for? What kind of work do they do? I ask this so we can maybe tell a little bit about what they'd be interested in. What about a $100 gc to Petro Canada? They're everywhere, aren't they?

I usually find the Mini Bar a cramped fit to fuck on but The drinks are at a arms reach !

I like yoga.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

hahahahha!

It's because of the internet and the fact that I have a Greek first name and rare Polish last name that I'm pretty sure I am the only person on earth with my first and last name. Every time I google my name I'm the only one that comes up.

I like lamp.

I spend so much time online at work that I've run out of sites.

I think the pic above is the cutest thing I've seen so far in 2008. I want a pet Bill Murray and a groundhog. They both look so cuddly!

I agree BradM, I appreciate humour and feel that it is a useful service when people direct me towards some. Therefore, this post was both funny and useful. Keep up the good work Stoned Phillips!

Im in with yea on that bokonon!

Awesome! I say we hit Spadina, that's the street where I found the highest concentration of stupid pedestrians. Do you prefer Wisers, Jack or Crown? Oh yeah, I have one rule....mixing is for squares. (Those last two sentences are a bastardization of a Smurphy tune) Oh yeah, we also have to consider tunes...I got a stupid-big stereo and we should really blare something obnoxious and angry. Do you have any suggestions?

Go fuck your hat.

I see an enthusiastic Asian girl.

That never stopped me.

Are you implying that people should post anything that is neither helpful or funny?

I have no time for something that is neither useful nor amusing.

Just because I have four wheel drive doesn't mean I have a magic snow car that makes it like driving in July. It means I can get through big drifts' date=' not stop super quick. I really think I'd be doing the human race a favour by getting the genetic code of the stupid out of the gene pool.[/quote']

How about you learn to operate your vehicle correctly and SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!

I am operating my vehicle properly and forty kilometers and hour is pretty fucking slow, but if someone jumps out fifteen feet in front of me and I'm sliding on ice there's nothing I can do. I'm still speeding up and considering it a public service.

That couldn't have been too comfortable to sit on, kinda boney.

I'd give you some inspiring words to cheer you up if I wasn't so fucking miserable myself. However, misery loves company and last night I started with my old habits again and was drinking rye from the bottle, I really had no use for a glass, it would just mean I'd have to put down my drink to fill it up repeatedly.

Wanna get drunk and go mow down stupid pedestrians with me?

Shitballs, I meant to type eleven thousand.

Oh yes. I hate all you fuckers who get today off. There is no fucking way I'm selling a car in this shit yet I have to be here and clean the snow off a wazillion cars. Go fuck your collective hat.

Pardon my bitchiness, I need a new job.

I swear, the next pedestrian that steps in front of me when there is less than fifteen feet between us I'm speeding up to ensure that I hit them very hard. I've also installed rusty nails pointing outwards on my front bumper, which I dipped in Hepatitis C infected blood.

Just because I have four wheel drive doesn't mean I have a magic snow car that makes it like driving in July. It means I can get through big drifts, not stop super quick. I really think I'd be doing the human race a favour by getting the genetic code of the stupid out of the gene pool.

P.S. I love the phrase 'rampant asshattery'. Good work!

I went to the website of the dealership she mentioned with her in the room and the Focus on their page for ten grand was a base model 2003 with over a hundred thousand k's.

Fuck your hat you stupid time-wasting ditz who can't park a god damned hatchback!

Arrrrgggghhhhh!