bokonon

Yes' date=' he did take the art of wanking to a whole new level.[/quote']

Precisely.

Just because it's different doesn't make it good. Just because other people elaborated on what he has done, doesn't make it good. I still don't get why people think Van Halen is good. I just don't understand.

I suck with titles but lately I've had a craving to listen to that album of Zeppelin's music played by the London Symphony Orchestra. You know the one with the green cover?

That, and everyone needs a copy of "The Motorcycle Song" by Arlo Guthrie.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,

a carton of eggs,

a quart of orange juice,

a head of romaine lettuce,

a 2 lb. can of coffee and

a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.â€

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?â€

The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.â€

I am Sexy Lexy and I aim to please.

Well, I might be a nympho but I'm selective. I want lots of scromping with one person. It's why I hate being single sometimes.

that looks really fucking good!

JK, I'm just bored at work.

Don't you insult my spam filter!

I take that personally.

Love:

Job 1

talking about cars and trucks all day.

Going for test drives in Roushs.

Having a demo with a stupid-big stereo in it.

Working in the town that I'm from.

Job 2

Talking to new people all the time.

Getting to know the town that I now live in.

Hate:

Job 1

When it's slow I make no money as I'm on commission

When it's slow I'm bored.

Job 2

Lechers.

....there is email harvesting going on here.

Bingo.

Check out the latest missive sent to our mailboxes!

Ms. X has suggested an activity for the retreat involving blindfolds. Since it's a pretty big job for one person to bring blindfolds for everybody, we are asking that everybody bring something that can be used as an effective blindfold tomorrow.

I'm coming to your work tomorrow in my pj's (nothing) and getting blindfolded. I'm sure someone will keep me warm.

Sweet, looks like i'm gonna get it my way tonight

Wish I was getting it my way tonight.

Yes, he did take the art of wanking to a whole new level.

I got it too.

Bokonon, everything you've said in the last two days sounds dirty! Keep it up!

Honey, I know I can keep it up, but the question is; can you?

you just like lookin' at my ASS!

Oh hells yeah!

I sell new and used cars and trucks at a Ford dealership and I bartend.

He looks like my sister.

Can I come over and play on your slide?

(Is it just me or does that sound dirty to anyone else, too?)

Ya! She's the best!! (Not to mention sexy as hell)

I'd totally tap that.

Get in line! I'm the only one in the line.....but it's still a looooong line...hahahahahahahahahahaha...I crack myself up.

okay' date=' i'm in line.

[i']I crack me up!

Ya! She's the best!! (Not to mention sexy as hell)

I'd totally tap that.

I don't understand why anybody likes Van Halen, I really don't get it at all. I think they are one of the most over-rated groups of all time. I can usually at least see merit in music that I don't exactly adore, but I see none in VH. I don't mean to insult anyone on the board for liking them, it just boggles my mind that people enjoy their disasterous assembly of noises from instruments. If someone could enlighten me as to why they are so popular it would solve one of those things that keep me lying awake and wondering at night.

I like that it's all distinguished looking. That is the most serious slide I've ever seen. It should have bookshelves along side it filled with leatherbound tomes.

Shelby Fuckin' Kerr!!!

and Sean Cotton.