bokonon

Alright kids, let's do this!

Saturday good?

hahahahah! Looks like we'll need two fences! ahahahah!

This is excellent news!

Blind Melon is so much better than "that one song" that everybody knows.

and thanks for the lewdness, it's always appreciated and enjoyed!

this thread sure did take an irrecoverable turn ...

Q: so, where do you work?

A: shut up and bend over!

That should be "Shut up and bend me over", I'm a chick.

I'm quiet, does that count?

Only if you're secretly a sex fiend.

Watch out for the quiet ones' date=' they have the dirtiest little secrets.[/quote']

Send the quiet ones to me, I'll be their sex toy!

I think you're all posting your phone numbers so you can get dirty texts from me. It'll probably work.

Well I guess you better start driving!

Come on, peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from god.

no Gratful she better be taking ME up on this one

Hey, why don't me, you Gr8ful and band_whore all get in on this? The more the merrier!

Well you should get up early, we'll take our time and you'll go to work grinning like an idiot, a very satisified idiot.

I'm done work at 2:30 am tonight, going to be up?

Well, when is the competition? I'm ready for the challenge!

And Bokonon always makes me smile with her filthy but comical posts me likey!

I could make you smile even more in person!

NOW!

there's nothing erotic about chess....Naked ping pong is where the action is....

In for that, too!

How about sexy air hockey?

I dunno I love fishing but im a diehard Morgan White rum man, and for staying warm we could have a eroctic game of Chess like the Russians do Bokonon = Ivana Humpalot (haha Sorry I just watched austin powers )

I'm in!

What about my nipples Lex?

Yours a fuckin' great! And you got boobs too, so that makes them better right away. But Mark has piercings so.....

and he's not fuckin' married! I just can't play in someone else's sandbox.

I'd volunteer for the St. Leornard's society. I've seen the work they do actually have an effect on my community so I know they're not just a charity to get tax breaks and employ their friends and family. They take care of all sorts of issues that surround poverty, like homelessness, food banks, clothing drives, employment couselling etc.

I like fishing and Goldschlager. And I know a fun way we could keep warm, wanna play?

Sex! Sex and peyote!

I think I just found the man of my dreams!

How do you know? I don't think I've actually ever seen you.

I gotta say i really enhjoy bokonon's posts too...

I'm nothing if not entertaining!

People seem to assume that my job, somehow, defines me. I find it a bit annoying, because I find that I am more easily defined by noting the huge differences between me as an actual person, and the stereotype of those who do my job.

What kind of law do you practise?

my morning boner

Busy tomorrow morning?

is that the mark wilson of used car fame in guelph?

Besides, he only sells "OK Used Cars", I sell great used cars.