bokonon

is that the mark wilson of used car fame in guelph?

Nope, it's the Mark Wilson of good tunes and cute nipples fame in Brantford.

oh yeah, I forgot one: sending dirty text messages to Jamie.

they sure can be!

I'm pretty reliable.

sex with a cool person!

good tunes, food, books and beer

jambands.ca

Jackie Chan and Bruce Willis

hot rod cars

motorcycle rides

surfing

snowboarding

rollerblading

being outside (camping, hiking, swimming, fishing)

learning about cars/ working on cars

driving in my Explorer with the sunroof and windows open and the stereo cranked

working at my jobs (car sales and bartending)

Tim Horton's

hot sauce

Two Doors Down

Mark Wilson's nipples

jumping on trampolines and doing backflips

hahahaha. Ya; that's pretty close to an obscene-post on this board.

We're not supposed to be obscene on this board? Nobody told me! I love Neil Young, he gets me all hot and bothered.

I hear Chuck Norris likes tacos.

Man, I've seen enough mini-dicks, I want a big one!

A taco has a lot more assets than a grilled cheese sandwich, it's got the hard shell, hot meat (and who doesn't appreciate hot meat!) tomoatos and cheese and the clincher: hot sauce. The taco would totally kick the ass of the sissy grilled cheese.

I mean really, I eat grilled cheese for breakfast!

MacGyver's so hot, I'd totally tap that.

but the porch is WAY more fun.

It also lets you walk all over it' date=' and supports and shelters you whenever you want it to, no questions asked, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. [/quote']

I want to meet this porch fellow, he sounds like my kind of guy.

That's the smartest thing I've heard all night, but I wasn't listening very hard.

Here's hoping I can get on the slopes before February.

QQC' date=' i'm lookin in your direction [/quote']

Oh Hells Yeah!

I'm negotiating our couch space in Nelson... allons-y!

Puis j'aller avec vous?

I like Vancouver, I feel tall there.

Where are you? I'm not gonna do it, cause it's three am and i'm schmammered, but i'm just curious where this fuckin' attitude is coming from.

I dressed myself up in a meatstick once and all i got was vegetarian dogs gnawing a my jones and bits for forever but whatever cause the naughties tasted as good as the bits but whatever

I might be drunk, but that really didn't make much sense to me.

Excellent.

P.S. Your wife sounds cool.

Do they have porn? That's all I'm really interested in.

thank god!

I live in Paris now, do you deliver? (told ya'll i move a lot)

Bokonon is the new smurf. The new dirty, dirty smurf.

I get Bokonon'd when I think of your transition New Rider. My dreams include you becoming a CEO of a major corporation. From wookie to Yoda.

Tee hee, I'm a verb!

Can someone please do it with bokonon already!!!

No shit. Seems like every third Friday her twat is dripping at full tilt. Come on boys. HELP! Its like walking into a hungry dog wearing meat pants.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAh that was perfect made my evenin

cheers

HahahahahQ! Mine too! But it's not every third friday, it's every fucking day!!

Would somebody please do it with Bokonon already?!?

Drummers need not apply. (No offense intended there,all you drummers are just plain wonderful but I have a drummer problem. I just have to cut myself off)

I Want To Sex You Up

Sexual Healing

I Want Your Sex

"do you come with the car?"

Oh you!

Sometimes I come with the car, sometimes I come without it. Depends how good you are. I come with the Blackjack Roush Mustang we have all the time.