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Aaron, that kicks ass!

How can I make this thread dirty without being a jerk...............................................

let me think about that one, my pants are vibrating.

Wow' date=' no wonder why those Homeland Security guys are always following me around. I write so much dirty shit on my laptop they must want to bang me six ways from Sunday![/quote']

Suddenly I feel that I really want to meet you.

You couldn't handle me.

Wow' date=' no wonder why those Homeland Security guys are always following me around. I write so much dirty shit on my laptop they must want to bang me six ways from Sunday![/quote']

Ladies and Gentlemen, the board bizzo.

What's a bizzo?

New Fords are lowered $1250 and we're honoring the 5% GST now instead of waiting until January. Try not to shiver too much with excitement.

Less writing' date=' more dirty pics![/quote']

Where's all your dirty pics?

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

That's not dirty, you're fuckin' fired!

Less writing, more dirty pics!

Grass and Ass Sign me up for that Party, Where are the Ballots!!

No kidding, those are my two biggest priorities, I'm in too!

I know I did.

Hey Willy, I play nothing too, can I be in your band? I usually move every couple months anyway, so I'll come to Saugeen shores.

Where the hell is that, anyway?

it's not real

Is he airbrushed or is it just camera angles and lighting?

It's good to share.

Wow, no wonder why those Homeland Security guys are always following me around. I write so much dirty shit on my laptop they must want to bang me six ways from Sunday!

I wasn't talking about the slide you're building....

I didn't think you were either.

I want pics of the other slide!!

Hey, isn't this the "Post a Random Picture" thread?

I want to see pics of your big slide!

I'd travel for a slide like that. How big is it?

I'm a gemologist. I sell bling to guys that are in the dog house or wanna get laid.

They should just buy liquor, it's cheaper.

Can I come over and play on your slide?

(Is it just me or does that sound dirty to anyone else' date=' too?)[/quote']

hah you're welcome to play on the slide any time!! i'm actually starting it this weekend. haha No joke

Woo hoo! Maybe I will be getting it my way soon. Thank God, I was starting to get a little worried there. Cats were flocking to me.

You're lonely every night?

Wow, I thought I sucked at being single!

Hahahhahaha!

Well now I know what you do on lonely nights!

I am a huge original Van Halen fan (with Roth) and I saw one of the Toronto and was very inpressed.

So I can just imagine how tight the must have sounded in 1980.

Van Halen has many thing going for them that put them in an elite class.

1. Eddie Van Halen's revolutionary guitar technique

2. Alex Van Halen's killer snare sound and technique.

3. Vocal Harmonies (most metal bands do not have the musical chops to pull that off)

4. One of the best frontmen all time in ROth. He's cocky, brash and can connect with audience and his voice has a very alluring timbre.

5. The songs are very well put together and have intricate arrangents.

6. Th classic Van Halen albums were all produced by legendary producer Ted Templeman and they sound very polished and precise.

Even if you don't like metal Van Halen is important in the development of Rock'n'Roll.

Oh but I do like metal!

And this was a very enlightening post. Spank-you very much! (Still working on making every thread dirty)

Didn't you say that you were trying to understand why people like them? That you wanted to be enlightened?

Yes, absolutely. And now I feel like I've learned something because of the points about technical ability and the vibe they put out. I think people like Van Halen in the same way that AC DC gets me all hot and bothered.

Learn something new every day.

Objectively: You can't deny that VH is really cheesy. There are facts in life and this is one of them.

Just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad.

It does in my opinion.

FUCK YEAH!!