Schwa.

nice work (or not work) baconator!

I KNEW YOU WERE A CHICK!

can't wait for this show! cmon friday!

in the video Tyra comments on how they're both over 18. Poor brainwashed fuckers

i see what you're saying boiler man, but that is very literal. Perhaps Socially Correct would be a better term for the terms that actually apply. ie: Indian. (Socially Incorrect?) The only reason Native North Americans (Socially Correct) are called this is because Columbus thought he had found India.

good point phishtaper, but we have to start somewhere, right? hows about the moolah that the government spends to take care of the elderly and for that matter, everyone else that is greatly effected/affected by the pollution created by coal fired plants et al? Prices must come down at one point. Remember about 5-8 years back when only a small part of the population had a cell phone and that was actually all it was used for was calling other phones? well, the cell phone industry has realized this is a HUGE money maker and the R&D that has gone into cell phones is giant! All of the worlds craziest technology is going into phones now. Imagine if power was, and it is, as lucrative as a cell phone. Billions of dollars of R&D into windfarms could make these easy in the future.....we just need to get the ball rolling and get over the hurdles we're facing today.

Yeah! I'll be in Chatham unusually more this holiday season, hope to see ya around Meggo and Darren

From the article bradm linked to: "Cystic Fibrosis is hereditary and the most common, fatal, genetic disease affecting young people in Canada. It affects girls and boys equally. Many sufferers are non-white and live in northern Africa, Israel, Pakistan, India and Bangladesh." Brutally misinformed panel of decision makers. Happy to see they will be reviewing this decision.

A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?†About 40 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?†About 20 students raise their hands. “I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?†15 students raise their hands. “That’s a great response.†“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?†3 students raise their hands. “That’s fantastic.†“But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?†One student in a soccer jersey and shit eating grin way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.†The limey student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.†The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sh**it. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’â€.

if stacking the deck in favour of the logical, environmental and educated is needed to quell the zealots, i say do it. They were probably reacting to several "information" meetings that were dominated by people like your crazy aunt birdy, so they decided to have the meeting lean their way for once. just speculating, but there is a lot invested in these projects only to be shot down my misinformation.

DUDE!

i hope other Universities don't follow this ridiculous precedent.

600th post!! that is all.

Very embarrassing indeed, and very unfortunate.

These people bring out the hate in me. I really want to strangle them just to get them to shut the fuck up. pure. evil. http://www.break.com/index/crazy_phelps_family_on_tyra.html

WHAT???? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE JET ENGINES!!

It's not even close.

Davey Boy goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?" Davey Boy replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes." "Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?" "Well, gee, I don't know," Davey Boy answers. The lady is used to this, and always very horny. She tells him to go behind the store and measure his dick by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While Davey Boy is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and bends over in front of each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?" Davey Boy replies, "To hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"

A female reporter was conducting an interview with Davey Boy the dairy farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Boy, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" Davey Boy replies "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Boy, that's interesting, but, what's the point?" Davey Boy politely replies, "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

Rednecks abound in good old Chat-abama.

Proposed Wind Turbine Draws Ire, Praise Of Scarborough Residents Tuesday November 25, 2008 CityNews.ca Staff It was a heated discussion that often seemed to follow the well-drawn battle lines of young versus old, the new versus the tried-and-true. No, it wasn't the American Music Awards - it was a proposal to put a test wind turbine in Lake Ontario. Hundreds of Scarborough residents, Toronto Hydro employees and members of the Toronto Environmental Alliance (TEA) came out to a community meeting Monday night to respond to the plan. Eventually, the proposal would see 60 similar structures about two kilometres out from the shore from Ajax to the Leslie Split (seen above in an artist's rendering). Though the meeting at Sir Wilfred Laurier Collegiate was well-behaved, emotions ran high. "We have waited long enough for this project to happen. We have an opportunity here to start finally taking action...Consider the future of my generation!" a young woman pleaded. She was met with loud applause. "We need to act quickly to curb global warming and reduce smog," pointed out Franz Hartmann Executive Director, TEA. "That's why Toronto Hydro must have the right to install an anemometer to determine whether the right conditions exist in Lake Ontario." However, opponents say it will be an eyesore, hurt migratory birds and contribute to the erosion of the bluffs. Dave Fair, a Scarborough resident, illustrated another concern. "I don't mind having it here as far as property taxes go," he noted. But others might. "The energy situation is a big problem, so anything to solve that," Fair added. In an email to CityNews, another resident said the meeting was anything but neighbourhood-based. "Special-interest groups from all over [and] a hundred-plus Toronto Hydro employees, were bussed in to stone-wall the "community" meeting," wrote Joe Trentadue. "All in all, it was not a "community event" and a disgrace to Toronto Hydro for manipulating what started out to be an information event for the community. Many community members, I for one, left early with disgust, at the brow-beating antics of the over-staged Toronto Hydro personnel and their obvious supporters," he concluded.

Davey Boy is out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way and she's saving herself for me." The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. Davey Boy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time Davey had seen them. She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." Davey Boy then whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

Old Davey Boy worked in a pickle factory. He'd been employed there for years when he came home one day and told his wife he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife, terribly concerned, suggested that Davey Boy see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Davey Boy refused - he'd be too embarrassed, he said, and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. So a few weeks later, Davey Boy came home one day white-faced. His wife knew something was seriously wrong. "My God, what's wrong?" she asked. Davey looked at her. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh Davey, you didn't," she moaned, horrified. "Yes, I did," replied Davey. "My God, Davey, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Davey, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too."

...unlikely Japan.

POOCHY!