Schwa.

YEHAW!!

give a heads up if you hear of him playing Toronto or anything. Cheers!

Yup, there are some fun songs on it. would definitely play it for kids. WHERE'S THE MUSIC!?!?

Fuck yeah, that fella's amazing. Kottke-esque.

Davey Boy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely... The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time poor Davey Boy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating. One day Davey Boy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it." Davey Boy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. And then Davey Boy comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" Davey Boy, embarrassed, says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

Merle Watson & Lindsey Buckingham

i have 256 you can have c-clowns.

J.D. Crowe

Dawg.

My grandfather was in the Navy and was stationed on a ship in the Atlantic for WWII.

Robert Dowdy from the Bluegrass Brothers is lightning.

Tony Trischka

Chris Thile.

Leo Kottke is my fave. Tony Rice Dave Lauzon ain't too shabby.

yeah, what a good time Fista was freaking hilarious in her debut!!

In.

if you've deliberated it this much you might as well watch it, but it fucking sucks man. Repeat: Horrible movie.

bad movie.

i can pick ya up snarfmaster

Saving the best for last: Davey Boy and his lover are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. They stand and watch him for half an hour. Davey Boy just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and Davey Boy is taken away to the hospital. Two days later his lover visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", Davey shouts, "Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

Davey Boy walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve Canadians in this bar." "But I'm really thirsty," Davey Boy replied. "I'll do anything for a beer!" "Okay," says the bartender,"if you can do three things, I'll get you a beer." "First," says the bartender,"do you see that big guy standing by the door? 6'5", 275 pound ex-NFL linebacker who got thrown out of the league for being too mean and nasty? You gotta knock him out cold and drag him out of the bar. That's number one." "Number two. Back in the kitchen we got this Doberman Pinscher. He's mean, he's nasty, he's vicious, he's hungry, and he's got a bad tooth. You gotta remove his bad tooth. That's number two." "Number three. Upstairs we got a 70-year-old, 300 pound hooker. You gotta screw her until she climaxes three times. That's number three." "I'll do it!" screams Davey Boy. "What's first?" "First is the big guy by the door." Davey Boy leaps to his feet and runs headfirst into the huge man. The two of them are rolling on the floor with fists and blood flying everywhere. Finally, Davey smashes a chair over his head and drags him from the bar. Panting and bleeding, he askes the bartender, "Okay, what's next?" "Number two is the dog in the kitchen." Davey Boy runs into the kitchen. The bartender hears barking, yelling, snarling, screaming, and jaws snapping, followed by a long, painful howling that obviously came from the dog. Davey Boy runs out of the kitchen, his clothes all ripped and filthy, and says to the bartender, "Okay, where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"

Davey Boy, wearing a mask, walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a gun, and told the secretary that this was a stick up and to open the safe. The secretary replied, "You idiot, this is a sperm bank, there's no money here!!" Davey Boy insisted that if she did not open the safe he would shoot her on the spot. Reluctantly, she opened the safe and stood back. There in the open safe were two vials of sperm. Davey Boy pointed his gun at the two vials and ordered the secretary to drink them both or he would blow her head off. When she had finished drinking the second vial Davey took off his mask. The woman was shocked to see it was her husband Davey Boy with a grin on his face!! "See Baby", he said. "that didn't kill you, did it?!"

He's switched to Lysol, in the blue can.