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I thought it was one of the most boring games i've ever watched...oh wait, it was CFL which sux. My high school league had more than 8 teams.

for the lazy. The Toronto Maple Leafs aren't waiting for Brian Burke to come in and start making moves, as the club traded defenceman Carlo Colaiacovo and forward Alex Steen to the St. Louis Blues for forward Lee Stempniak on Monday. The trade is contingent upon all three players passing their respective physicals. Stempniak, 25, has three goals and 13 points in 14 games this season. In 233 career games with the Blues, the West Seneca, New York native has 57 goals and 130 points. In Steen and Colaiacovo, the Leafs parted ways with two former draft picks that didn't live up to their first-round billing. Colaiacovo, whose career has been limited by numerous injuries, has played in 10 games this season with the Maple Leafs, recording one assist. The blueliner is in his sixth NHL season, having played in 111 career games with 33 points. The Toronto native was originally drafted 17th overall in the 2001 Entry Draft. Steen, 24, has two goals and four points in 20 games this season. He's in his fourth NHL season, playing in 253 games and amassing 126 points. The Winnipeg native - son of former NHLer Thomas Steen - was originally drafted by Toronto in the first round, 24th overall in the 2002 Entry Draft. The move comes as the Leafs are reportedly in the process of negotiating with Burke about becoming the team's new general manager. Under current GM Cliff Fletcher, the Leafs have cut ties with 11 regulars from last year's team.

Love the Queen. RIP Feddie Just heard Hammer To Fall on the radio for the first time ever.

Very encouraging! Hopefully just the tip of the iceberg for this sort of innovation.

Give Colin my birthday kudos Jay! Have a good show

Davey Boy receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Davey Boy arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium, he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Davey Boy sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, Davey Boy asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says "No." Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Davey Boy again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?!" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's really sad," said Davey Boy, "but still, you couldn't find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative?" "No," the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."

wool is itchy AND scratchy. not baaaaad!

i haven't heard(seen) anyone use the term "boss" in forever. kudos

Davey Boy goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." Davey Boy leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

but you get to cruise in the jet-pool lane! much faster

If you were a GM would you give this guy 16 Million per year!!??!!? He is a lifetime 87-76 and has been injured damn near every year of his career. Ignoring this past season, which was obviously his best ever, he was 69-66. just an ass hair over 500. whichever team gives this guy this contract are stupid beyond belief. just baffles the mind and i'm happy to see he won't be signing in Toronto.

great pics muddy! that girl has a great eye.

I FUCKING LOVE COLOURING!!!

motions?

what a loser

We can't all hold up the rigorous duties that come with being Wook18.

DING DING!

Davey Boy and Luther were talking one afternoon when Davey Boy tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Davey Boy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Davey Boy says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue with me."

...and hippies are frowned upon at Burning Man. they're seen for what they generally are these days, lazy burnouts.

DING DING!

fuck it, come to Burning Man

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. Davey Boy, the president from Creemore Springs sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Creemore?" and Davey Boy replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

Booche and Sally were in their bedroom and Sally says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. Booche says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks Sally. 'Well it worked for your ass' Sorry Douglas! needed a girl with a sense of humour there and you fit the bill

I pay 5$ a month for coffee at work. we have 3 to choose from with all the fixin's. just get a coffee maker and start a coffee pool at work. Cheap, delicious and no idling your car