Schwa.

yep. i've had 4 break-ins in front of that house now. 2 in my grand prix from about 6 or 7 years ago, once from my jeep pickup and once from my jetta. fucking crackheads

i had my ipod stolen from my car on thanksgiving weekend from my folks' driveway. i left the car unlocked. i'm bummed.

think of the children!!

sorry buddy.

hells yeah! i got yer heady crash space buddy

see ya there brudda!!

Every bluegrass song ever written in key of G

sage advice Hal needs to absorb this advice but good, eh buddy! LOL.

Contrary to popular belief, woman DO NOT want to hear the solo from Harry Hood 16 times in a row.

"- Can have more t-shirts in the wash than underwear. I'm not that great at math but this one is perplexing. " we're a sweaty bunch.

After 10 minutes of near misses and fear for your life do not say with that snarky tone of voice, "do you want me to drive?"

In mofo's!

stay single fellas. regular sex is so not worth any of the above advice. remember, Palmala Handerson will love you no matter what.

Philly fans got nothing on this Tampa guy

hardly seems viable that these woman would, 12 years after the fact, be very adamant about sailing him up the river if he DIDN'T do this shit. Not like they were sitting around having a couple glasses of wine and plotting about how to ruin their own reputations and bring them out publicly as puck bunny sluts. has to be true.

Not to worry if he's a Snow Kangaroo!!

shit that's too bad bacon, that had potential to be a smokin' show.

i do what i want. whatta buncha losers

you gotta tape it when they come through, bradm!

nothing like some good ol' riské kangaroo redneck humour.

the escaped kangaroo was then returned home where he spent the day gathering acorns.

the kangaroo was later seen having a pint with Davey Boy

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