timouse

my favourite mark twain quote:

"Those inclined to worry have the widest selection of ever in history."

Excellent name for a band Good Dr.

One helluva disturbing post to Sugar Megs. But I liked it. Thanx for getting my mushy sleep deprived brain to work for five minutes.

indeed, thanks for posting this, sm.

the worst thing about christening our band "Harvard Mouse" was that when you googled harvard mouse, there were hundreds of pages about the real harvard mouse that came up before we did.

ironically, we now seem to come up consistently in 1st or 2nd

happy birthday scott!

hope that the fatties did it up for you right last night...sorry niffer and i missed you, but by 7 last night we were both in jammies and slippers watching the snow fall and seriously disinclined to venture outside

it's been very cool getting to know you, and hope to party with you again soon!

i've really come to enjoy the random nature of the pm indicator...

i love it when the first place i hear about a confirmed gig of ours is here looking forward to it for sure, finally a chance to see the ottawa mouse hole, and to have more than a 3 word conversation with bradM

I am not sure if this has been posted up here before...great article for all you guitar players out there!

Jerry

thanks for posting this, cully...a lot of it seemed familiar, but still good reading...and a new signature to boot!

i'm really happy that it's snowing again. i want water to come out of my tap in august the springy winter that we've been having has been really pleasant but very eerie and disconcerting. the natural world takes its' cues from temperature, and we're totally mindfucking the plants & wildlife.

let it snow let it snow let it snow....

ironically i can't read the whole thing as it's a busy day at work

the first few paragraphs have ame hooked, i'll get to it this evening. thanks for posting this, CH!

9/1/1967 ... "Ode to Billie Joe" by Bobbie Gentry

bleagh.

and on the other end of the spectrum...

fwiw, niffer and i named our car "emily car" when we were in victoria.

hope you had a good one, margaret!

cheers!

wrong wrong wrong it is.

funding the catholic system does indeed set a precedent, but this starts us down a slippery slope that will ned up with nobody attending public schools...

Shut up, Longhair.

aah. now that's more like it

and as far as the orignal intent of this thread, i hope to jeebus that the conservatives can pull something together. one more election call and people are going to mistake us for argentina...

I doubt the police are properly curing this person's herb.

Good things though.

even cops know not to let a good thing go to waste

And remember' date=' drunk girl-on-girl sex counts neither as infidelity, nor a sin against God (in fact I think He likes it), nor a breaking of a chastiy vow. Honest! I read it in the Bible![/quote']

I think I'm going to look into going to church on Sunday's.

"it's in the bible! where? ummm...somewhere near the end."

hey mr tonin! are there still tickets available for the show?

PS. I find the idea of the annointed one rocking his wife with a crucifix pretty hot' date=' but I'm clearly no Catholic. [/quote']

I can imagine scenarios like that with all sorts of ethical twists that might be more untenable; imagine taking the worst of those and then splashing them across the media worldwide, and every time you expressed your discomfort with those, twenty more would pop up, out of spite.

not to mention the sharp corners

That they're good shots when they're drunk or that it really IS time for armed revolution?

...a little from column a, a little from column b

Ãœbersexual!!!

No wait...:blush:

Das Lied der Deutschen!

The future of men, proclaim the authors, is "not to be found in the primped and waxed boy who wowed the world with his nuanced knowledge of tweezers and exfoliating creams. Men, at the end of the day, will have to rely on their intellect and their passion, their erudition and professional success, to be acknowledged and idealised in contemporary society. Called the ‘ubersexual’—a degree of greatness and perfection, an acknowledgment that this is an evolved species of man—he is so perfect as to leave little margin for error and fallacy."

Examples of those who could be defined as übersexuals include George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jon Stewart, Diddy, Jay-Z, and Bono of the rock band U2, all named by ad agency J. Walter Thompson as top übersexuals.

the insults are much more educational in this forum

Pay attention to what you do before it happens.

actually' date=' come to think of it, everytime it's happened, has been when i've gone to insert my pcmcia adapter to transfer shit...

If you have a camera

does this mean you will be posting brilliant artistically executed pictures of your monitor??

I think it may be time for a REAL change.

ARMED REVOLUTION!

hmmm...many of the guys on the right are very good shots, and unlike cheney can shoot drunk

Purple = sarcasm.

exactly. for more clarification, see dr evil's post above.

prsuming he was meaning to be sarcstic...i have been meaning to check out the"left behind series...

oops. crap. sorry, i meant [color:purple]i have been meaning to check out the"left behind series...

(~)

i have a lot of friends who are hunters, and they are very honourable about the whole thing, including keeping their rifles locked up separate from ammunition. none of them own anything even semi-automatic...the consensus seems to be that semi-automatic and automatic rifles were made for substandard hunters. many of them still use muzzle-loading rifles.

many of them are mad too, because the "gun problem" isn't really even about them. the gun problem is an urban issue, and part of a larger culture of prohibition.

nobody hunts with a handgun. they are made to kill people. why someone would want to collect them i can't fathom. maybe it's too much paperwork to collect nuclear weapons...if collectors want collections, they should have to pay to house them somewhere safe with 24 hour security...

or conversely,

Let's just cut to the chase and allow concealed handguns, like Florida and Utah. That'll solve everything just fine.

"as your uncle said, shoot 'em all and let God sort them out, just before the marshals came for him. now let us never speak of this again."

i always loved "will it go round in circles" by billy preston, and thought that the grateful dead should absolutely cover it. it seemed appropraite that phish picked it up. for what it's worth, i think that diesel dog's version rocks

Now you just made that up, didn't you.

i wish i could say that i did make it up, but no, just when you think that we had reached the maximum number of things to be alarmed about, ~wham!~ there's another one