Lazlo

It's so nice to be loved and appreciated

Go fuck yourself, square.

Paisley touches himself a lot when he's trippin'.

You guys are in for a show.

One cock at a time, Cully. Don't be greedy.

If I had to pick a song from Overnight Sensation it would have to be Montana. That song makes me feel like I'm on Quaaludes and my balls have cinder blocks tied to them and I'm climbing a mountain made from dirty diapers.

fluffhead beat you to it back in May.

By the way...I'd eat it.

Yes, that's true, I'm both those things aren't I? :crazy:

To be truly stupid and ignorant you should have simply replied, "Yes am is, fag."

Your response was far to eloquent.

Yeah Shain, that sucks.

Let's get loaded.

make sure you have a good selection of shania, eminem, and gangsta rap.

I've got a better idea. How about Greg plays what he wants and everybody else fucks off with their stupid, gay ass requests.

You payin' the postage?

Miracle Whip, because mayonnaise tastes to much like my cum.

I heard paisley is opening wih a 45 minute spoken word segment.

It's true and I'll be throwing darts at him.

The beers are Icey cold and 3 for 10$

Make it 5 for 10$ and I'm in. Fuck it, I'll just bring my own.

If I want something cock flavoured I'll get out my cheese grater.

If I drew that the "drumstick" would be fuckin' the "asparagus" in the ass.

No, he's just stupid.

Thought you might be getting bored. Hope it's not too food related.

Made me hungry.

working out?

Does the lawn chair mafia still reign supreme?

I hear the beach blanket posse is gettin' ready to take over.

Just keep thinking how stupid this person looks standing in the pawn shop with an arm load of burned discs. Or maybe they'll realize they're worthless, break back into your car and return them.

trim yours.... newrider is complaining.

Translation: I know you are but what am I?

Those who dance impede my progress to the bar.

I love you Mark!

Ha! I knew your creepy gay ass would fall out of the closet eventually.

Fuck you Tonin.

I appreciate you helping bump the thread up, bucko

Didn't do it for you. I did it for that walking corpse, Shelby.

I've decided that the next time I encounter any semblance of aggressive interaction I will immediately punch the aggressor as hard as I can in the face.

Might I suggest using your elbow or possibly throwing a head butt. Hands tend to break easier than you would think.

Using a picture of yourself is just plain tacky.

Kooky can get a little dry after extended periods of use.