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Posts posted by Lazlo
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I can't believe you actually thought people would care.
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what the hell happened here?
Great news. Your mother's pregnant with Show Whores love child.
Enter the werewalrus.
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Booche = The Doc (more in looks but can be as ornery)
I was thinking more along the lines of one of the blonde whores in need of rescuing.
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Try again because you are not even close!
Thank god
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Been missing us:-)
No.
You maybe but not that Lisa broad.
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Congratulations!
What happened?
Menopause?
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Something special is going to happen soon!!
Cancer?
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I can't think of anybody I'd like to sucker punch but I'd like to donkey punch Schwa.
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If you want to throw panties dude I suggest you dress up as someone who wants a severe beating.
Never had to dress up for you to hit me before.
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Workin' out my pantie throwin' arm right now.
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Sounds like a "gay ol' time" to me!
I'll have to miss it so the gay will be at a minimum.
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I still haven't received mine, but that's okay. I stared in the mirror, told myself I was pretty and that people really do like me while I touched up my eyeshadow. I'm over it now. Besides, there's more important things to cry about.
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Only fie dolla!
I'd rather spend the $5 on crack and blowjob from your mom.
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what is this all about you giving a ring to her?
She's probably just trying to make you jealous. You're the only 97 year old woman on my mind.
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He's particularily charming passed out on my front porch.
Your lucky your neighbours didn't call by-law enforcement on you for putting your garbage out early.
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i hope all is ok with the man....
it is, isn't it?
I'm still alive, you decide.
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the contents of his panties are magical.
Only when mixed with the contents of yours.
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he's a shit head and i don't like him!!!
And you're fat and make me look better by comparison.
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All I remember is walking over to the Casbah, buying a beer and then waking up on someones couch in Burlington...
Atleast you remember leaving PJC.
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Fantastic! Now I remember why I quit drinking excessively.
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How did I get home and why is there a hole in my leg.
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i saw a condom fall out of his wallet
That wasn't my wallet, it was my vagina.
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How'd you like some cancer and a serious case of the shits?