Lazlo

Dang... now I have to decide.. QR5 sounds like they might be fun.

Just go to both stupid. Not like you're going to miss anything during the 10 minute walk between bars anyway.

But what if those scientific principles were being applied by a mad scientist? Would that not make the science bad?

Doesn't the poster say $5.

Calm down bitches. You guys almost had me feeling bad. Two more seconds and I was dropping the toaster.

The band itself is fine. All talented musicians, except for Shelby.

put me down for some teth

Maybe I should donate my brain instead.

And what on God's green earth is that horrible beast with offspring in that second picture. I mean, good God, that is some sort of weird Martian shit that is.

Me and my babies of course.

Personally I can't make it this time but I'm jealous of all who do!

Jealous of everybody that makes it out to see a 3rd rate band that gets a gig once in a while to fill in when a class act cancels?

And I thought you had taste.

Keep telling yourself that.

No, I'll just keep crying myself to sleep every night as I try to find the magic number of pills.

When I drove I had skin, teeth and hair written on mine.

If you live in Toronto, come on down and visit your friends in Hamilton and celebrate the life and times of Jerry.

He doesn't mean that.

Please tell me this wasn't directed at me. Don't you know better than to raise the ire? I'm fucking notorious bitches.

Dear Zero,

If I quote you I'm directing it at you, if I don't then fuck off.

I sure never will be...a dirty drunken bastard like you.

I tried.

Four fuckin' days later and that's the best you've got in you?

Way to give everyone the heads up.

Dammit; someone actually took a picture of him?

Fuck off! There's some people out there that still love me.

P.S. Kenny i ain't cooking that day either.

What's wrong Mike? Can't you cook and play at the same time? Not that anything you do in that kitchen could be considered cooking anyway.

Wednesday, July 19th

Slowcoaster, Carmen Townsend, Tom Fun

Pepper Jack's

Hamilton, ON

That's one sweet opener for the open stage.

Because ATMs have security cams pointed at them and there ain't a costume out there that's gonna disguise your ugly ass.

I totally hear what you're saying, though, zero, about being a jammer or an out-there.

You're not even a hasbeen or a neverwas and you never will be.

When I walked in, she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me, and said the following:

"I know this may sound very strange, but are you about to become famous?"

Yeah, and I'm an 18 year old, 90 lbs, super model that gets her kicks from stock car racing and long walks off of short piers.

If you believed one word that fuckin' quack told you than you gotta believe this.

Happy birthday

This is why I keep all my money in my gitch beside my lunch.

Tacky

(Although, come to think of it, I would probably be into that too...)

Most homos are.

+ fun times in the Casbah Lounge, details TBA.

Head butting tournament hosted by world head butting champion yours truly.

Registration fee is one beer. Don't forget to wear your cups.