Lazlo

Technically, the term toilet humour should only be applied to that which is written on the interior of a bathroom stall. Speaking of which, I'm taking a dump one night at the PJC after enjoying some of their "fine"(I use that term loosely)cuisine when I notice out of the corner of my eye a phone number I recognize offering a good time that I can't quite put my finger on. So I call said number and not much to my surprise Paisley answers. Anyway, to make a long story short it was the best fuckin' blowjob I've ever had. EVER!!!

I can't tell if the King is blowing Ronald away or just spraying him with ketchup.

And who is going to kid themselves into thinking a performance at a comedy club should reflect societal values?

The contents of your pants reflect societal values.

Sorry, I must be ovulating again. That's the third time today.

As long as it's chunky. I need a good meal after a black out.

No need to apologize, you weren't missed.

Who needs to be heckled to denigrate a race? Or a gender, or a culture, or a religion, or just for being ugly for that matter.

It would really depend on whose vomit it was.

Preferably not mine, but I'm not too picky.

Of course I do.

It wouldn't be a very happy new year at PJC if I didn't pass out in a booth with a bloody nose in a puddle of vomit with a dildo stuck up my ass.

Would it?

Masochistic reasons. A Fat Cats show is slightly less painful than knitting needles up the urethra.

I couldn't wait for it to end.

It's refreshingly different.

Told you so.

If I have to spend one more fuckin' new years with the Fat Cats I think I'll shoot myself.

Don't everybody try to stop me at once.

and no willy, your barbeque is not a good home.

Don't knock it til you've tried it buddy. It's actually quite roomy.

2:15 full on nude twister in the lounge, no cover

In.

...and out for that matter.

Oh thank god; I thought I'd have to go this one alone.

Those people aren't there to take care of you, they're there to laugh at you.

Wait, that's my story.

You'll be fine Willy......fine looking that is.

Who cares about Steve. I can't believe you managed to capture Josh with only 5 frames.

Fat fuck

You will be mine Laslo, oh yes, you will be mine.

TimmyB

Not if you can't spell my name properly.

some of you are more beautiful than others physically.

Tim, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times. I'm not going to fuck you.

Yeah, but they released me early for loud behaviour.

That shirt should read wildebeest and not cougar. Cougars are sleek and sexy, that broad's built like a futon.