Booche

To be honest, you can kinda go fuck yourself Roller for the stupid talk you laid down leading into the playoffs. If I wasnt so happy, I would lay into you. No homo. Hell. You did the same thing during the Olympics. Read my signature again.

Roller = wins.

Possibly. Depends on what you have to say in the future.

I love Low Roller right now.

They'll get tons of traffic in front of him but the refs cooled things after the first couple of games. Either that or this Irish ref lets everything go in the final round of the fight and Jaro gets mauled. So yeah. I have no idea what's going to happen.

Longest.Day.Ever. Hope there are more to come this spring.

I will catch it, for sure. Been enjoying that series. The Iverson one was quite good for a while but was too long and started to drag. The Reggie Miller one is my favorite so far.

Yes, because we all know how synonymous the words Stanley Cup and Ottawa Senators are.

That wasnt love. What you saw Punk was "plenty of boose".

I'm just going to say whatever everyone in the room, including the elephant, is thinking. You're.A.Fucking.Loser.

1 - Get your name on the mortgage, ensure only yours appears. 2 - Make her sign a pre-nup.

You only have yourself to be mad at NorthernWish. Nothing kills a party like partying with Sens fans.

That might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in Rich Stadium. Hahahahahaha.

His NTC clause kicks in this July, that's why the talk is out there. Well, that and Volchenkov. Do the Sens resign him, Cullen and Sutton while riding themselvs of Spezza or do they keep Dumbo? There's your Sens talk until the draft.

I woke up today feeling like I could take on the Empire myself. A Washington beat writer: "I've been to the Indianapolis 500. They get 400,00 fans. "I've NEVER, at any sports event, heard a louder crowd than this one tonight."

I suppose that is entirely possible. I am only going by my singular experience. I had a shitcredit rating when we signed (my past wookie life caught up to me once again) but learned that it was going to improve by making mortgage payments and blah blah blah.

All joking aside, I would co-sign simply to improve each of your credit ratings unless you are both at the top but at your age I am going to doubt it. You guys might want to buy additional properties in the future. But I have no idea how this can help regarding taxes or anything else.

Didnt you just admit you can afford the mortgage on your own?

I did but I changed the lyrics to: Jaro, Jaro Jaro Jaro......Jaro, Jaro.......

Wait wait wait wait wait. You need to think this through my friend. Whatthefuck are you getting married for if you can afford this mortgage on your own?

That was one of the best Hab goalie playoff games I have ever seen. I wonder who is going to get the First Star?

How I have missed the Dekcuf but I want everyone to do me a favour if you can. If you ever see me holding a 50, please feel free to take it from my hand and say "I am doing this for Future Booche's sake." My asshole will thank you.

Thank fucking Christ they went back to the good ole towel. Note to the rest of the league: Do NOT hand out stupid foam hands unless you want an epic fail.

Aaaaaaaah Ween. The ass pacifier for the rubes. You folks probably would take a bottle of Cristal and make a mimosas with it. "We're getting double the drinks!"

nerolog fail for not mentioning Lauzon and Punk were on the opposite sides of where they normally played. This was old-school Shane setup. Just mucking with you Velvet. Thanks for all you did, again. And thanks to the boys of course.