You know what really grinds my gears? Each one of you idiotic lemmings who want to try this thing, or worse yet, are disappointed it isn’t in Canada so you cant try it. Just look at that menu item. It’s a bacon/mayo/cheese sandwich on a bun made of fried chicken for Christ’s sake! The only thing missing is cow tongue. Of course it is going to be disgusting. KFC is on record as saying this sandwich is aimed at the lowest common denominator and you still want to try it. They are pointing at you and laughing. They see you as the dude who comes into their store and says “I’ll take mashed potatoes and gravy, chicken, cheese and corn. Just swirl it about and slop it all together in one big bowl. Naaaah. Who uses cutlery?†Look, I aint no beacon for good health or strong nutritional values but I know ass piss when I smell it and this thread reaks, yet ya’ll still want to chow down. And that’s what really grinds my gears.