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I'm easy and good to go anywhere. What's the name of said palace?

CHICAGO, Ill. -- Rescuers have discovered young Jack Roscoe in a mall-Santa's beard, after a frantic search of the renowned Fletcher department store in Chicago. "I had handed Jack to Santa for a photo," wept the thirty-three year-old Roscoe. "The store was filled with people so there was a lot of movement, noise, and flashing cameras. I glanced away for a moment and when I looked back at Santa's lap my baby was gone." Store manager George Willard immediately announced the loss of the child over the intercom. Security personnel were placed at the exits to watch everyone who was leaving, and dozens of sympathetic shoppers searched for the missing baby. "I also called the police," said Willard. "People tend to get lonely during the holidays. Sadly, it wouldn't have been the first time a child was kidnapped in a crowded place." "We began questioning customers who had been in the vicinity," said Detective Lance Hardy. "Many remembered having seen the baby in Santa's lap, then nothing after that." Suddenly, the detective heard muffled crying. He followed the sound and realized it was coming from Santa. "Actually, it was coming from his beard," Detective Hardy said. "I put my hands into the deep, fleecy whiskers and parted them. The baby was inside, tangled in the old man's hair. Fortunately, though little Jack Roscoe was understandably upset, he wasn't hurt." The baby hadn't cried at first because he had found a candy cane that was also stuck inside the beard. Hardy returned Jack to his mother. No charges were filed. "Ricky Myers, our Santa, is eighty years old," said manager Willard. "He's a former kindergarten teacher and is real good with kids, but he gets confused sometimes. I'm sure he didn't even notice that the baby had been enveloped by his beard." "In a way, this experience will be beneficial to Jack," said his relieved mother. "The day he finds out that Santa isn't real, he'll probably be relieved."

Well, this is where one of you come in. Find a spot.......call it up and reserve it for noon.......cut a hole in the box.......put your junk in that box.......but I digress.

"So anybody believe that Federov rumour going around??" Fuck no. Garrioch is a moron. Did you read that piece of shit piece?

Question: Who has the number one power play unit in the NHL? That's right boys.

There were 2 other fantastic skits as well. The Barry Gibb Show with Justin and Jimmy Fallon slaying me. Another one saw Justin in a Soup costume begging for change.......has to be seen.

I laughed so hard at that on Saturday night. Awesome.

Alright, so that is what? 8 of us thus far? I suppose we should figure out where everyone wants to eat. Keep in mind, it should be able to accomodate up to 12-15 (just in case) and without a reservation.........unless we reserve a spot. I'm good with just about anything.

Alright, Tuesday it is.

Alright, Tuesday or Wednesday. Who's in? 1 - me 2 - Dingbat

Les Habs rock. Bonk wore a cage on Saturday and looked ugly. Bad puck the previous game. Koivu stole the show against Pittsburgh after MTL failed to show up in the first period. I love you Kev. Kiss me.

As far as you are concerned, there is no museum. Knowwahamsayeen?

I love you New Rider.

I am really sorry to hear that Cully.

Haha, holy crap Badams. THAT is comedy.

I cant wait for it to come back.

Trev just came all over Hux's face.

You just got mad rep on my end.

Hahahahahaha. Fucking priceless.

Dude, we would make love to the best music. I see what you like and I dig you baby. In South Carolina There are many tall pines I remember the oak tree That we used to climb But it makes me feel better Each time it begins Callin' me home Hickory Wind I started out younger At most everything All the riches and pleasures What else could life bring But now when I'm lonesome I always pretend That I'm gettin' the feel of Hickory Wind It's a hard way to find out That trouble is real In a far away city With a far away feel But it makes me feel better Each time it begins Callin' me home Hickory Wind Keeps callin' me home Hickory Wind

Actually, lets revisit your goalie post DaveO before that gets dropped. Sens bias, double standards and wishful thinking ='s adolescent fantasies and empty calories. Keep dreaming pal. While it aint no Theo contract, you cant deny that it isnt a huge hinderance and a terrible signing based on the early looks.

He's not looking happy nor healthy. (Great line Rahmer, that's hilarious)

I would have entered but you only mentioned trimming your beard. If you got rid of that jungle around your nutsack, I would have been all over this.

Fantastic.