Every Habs fan should get drunkasfuck today. Its a celebration bitches! Michael Farber, Sports Illustrated: My thumb is up - yes, up - to Scott Gomez's unhappy anniversary. Today marks one year since his last NHL goal. That's 58 regular season and playoff games, if you're counting. And believe me, Canadiens fans are counting. They cheered each time he touched the puck Saturday in the 3-0 loss to Washington. You figure a center that plays 15 minutes a game, and who, coincidentally, carries a cap hit of $7.3 million, might be able to put one past a goalie. Maybe the puck could just bounce in off him. Of course that would mean he'd have to be near the net… so scratch that. Why a thumb's up? Well, Gomez is immersed in the mother of all slumps - an epic fail to borrow a modern phrase. But as long as Gomez continues to trail Carolina goalie Cam Ward in the goal-scoring race, Montrealers have something to take their mind off the stunning ineptitude of the entire team, currently last in the Eastern Conference.