I stayed home from work a couple weeks ago, planning to sleep in and get some personal shit done. I got out of bed at around noon and put on some new socks, I noticed they were kind of slippery. I went to go down stairs and slipped on these new socks on the first step and proceeded to fall down 12 sharp, steep wooden stairs. I went back to bed and didn't get any personal stuff done, except throw out the slippery socks.