AdamH Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 VICE magazine put out a guide to canada, with some pretty funny tidbits. Below is a description of Montreal (full article is here MONTREAL—FRENCH French people, a.k.a. Peppers (so named due to their affinity for Pepsi-Cola), have the rest of Canada wrapped around their little fingers. Despite the fact that they are only 20 percent of the total population and all they do is sit around and drink wine in leather pants, most of Canada's prime ministers (presidents) are French. English Canada also insists everyone in every province (state) speak French, even if there are no Peppers to be seen for miles. They also funnel millions of dollars in grants into Quebec and plead for a "unified Canada," even though Quebec laughs in their face and has tried to secede about 80 times. You have to hand it to them, they have pulled in the most cash for the least work and still get away with calling themselves "the niggers of Canada." An ironic faux pas, considering most Quebecois blacks are bourgeois Haitians with blazers and $200 socks. Peppers get away with it because Canadians could give less of a shit about race. For them it's all about French vs. English and righting the wrongs of Britain's colonialist past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 I saw an article in the Vice "greatest hits" book where a guy ate only corn to see how long it would take until he shit pure corn. Took 4 days, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 I saw an article in the Vice "greatest hits" book where a guy ate only corn to see how long it would take until he shit pure corn. Took 4 days, I think. hilarious, i remember reading that article, too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 So if I eat nothing but Rose petals for four days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 I know you like to think your shit don't stink but lean a little bit closer see roses really smell like pooh pooh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 he's actually saying boo boo. your roses really smell like booh booh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 That site is a riot... FA FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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