zero Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 So this is a first I'm pretty sure: Take My Mom (Please) I am a 30 year old single "semi" autonomous human being, have been to PLENTY of shows on my own but just this w-end my mom decided she wanted to do the last leg of summer tour to see what all this stuff was about. Background:She is a super educated, left wing buhdist who is head of the children's department in a library located in a VERY wealthy community, VERY smart, pretty hot and open to cool sh!t, while she did do woodstock in 69 and quite a few shows from 67-71 I'm affraid she might ruin my last phish tour. Thus I need someone to take care of this situation ASAP I would be willing to pay for the two cruises, (safari or all inclusive club such as club med also acceptable) for the dates of the remaining shows the suitable candidate must have a valid passport (she needs to be OUT of the country) and be in the 21 to 55 year range, able to carry a good conversation, be pretty good looking and "deliver the goods" at least once if not more a day (she has menopaused FYI). I know this might sound ridiculous but I figure it's easier (and cheaper) to do this than having to drag my mom on tour and score extra's for these shows. Suitable candidates please apply at: datemymom @ goclic dot com Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Your prayers have been answered, Jared...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Your prayers have been answered, Jared...... not sure about that MarcO. You must have missed one of the requirements. "able to carry a good conversation, " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 hey i dun learned how to do good city talk'n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phunky Cauldron Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 hey i dun learned how to do good city talk'n hahaha...had me laughing out loud at work man. To be able to convey a hick accent in writing...now that's a talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 I just can't believe this guy is willing to basically give his mom away to the least weird stranger, but can't tell her straight out he doesn't want her on tour. gotta love those family values. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 yeah really, what if she doesn't want to go away to club med or anywhere? then he is duble screwed, poor guy,, if it were me , i'd just say she can go,, just not with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Alexis - My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 He doesn't want his mom harshin his buzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 and to further my initial thoughts...what makes this guy think that the mom is up for going on this cruise thing with someone she's never met, who's been selected from a pool of heady candidates but couldn't handle being on tour? stand up and say "hey mom, these shoeless, hairy, smelly, drugged out kids all around us are my people. i am one of them, this is me, I'm your son, love me." come on, come out of the party closet already. (this coming from me with the born again jesus freak mother that i'd never tell my party habits to) if you look on page 4 of the thread, i believe there's a pic of this woman. she looks like any normal hampton's living, benz driving milf. Jared - I think the odds are in your favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 I have to commend this woman for taking an interest in her son's life actually. How many parents out there just turn a blind eye to their children's actions or don't get involved in what they're doing because it makes them uncomfortable. It's often easier just to let kids do what they want to avoid the headaches and fights that can occur. I wish more parents showed their openess to explore that which interests their children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 i completely agree ms. hux. too bad he's not taking advantage of the oppurtunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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