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Laser-guided rocks. Oh, wait a minute ...

The Evolution of Human Warfare

-500,000: Throw rock.

-100,000: Hit other guy with stick.

-50,000: Hit other guy with sharp stick.

-15,000: Shoot stick at other guy with curved stick.

-4000: Hit other guy with sharp copper stick.

-2000: Hit other guy with sharp bronze stick.

-1500: Hit other guy with sharp iron stick.

- 500: Hit other guy with sharp steel stick.

1100: Shoot stick at other guy with REALLY BIG curved stick.

1200: Shoot stick at other guy with stick with trigger.

1600: Shoot metal rock at other guy with rock with trigger.

1914: Drop exploding metal rocks on other guy.

1945: Drop unstable atomic metal rocks on other guy.

And in the spirit of coming full circle...

2003: Throw rock.

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