guigsy Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 well, he might have bounced once or twice that was his name: Tumblin' Dice! we painted 1 through 6 on his every side then we rolled him for luck but instead he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 im new hear so i just want to saw 'helo' this is my first time so im not very good at making a ryme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Hey there flower, whad'ya say, I'm the guy with the 'P', the 'N' and the double 'A', Welcome to the Cavern... lots of fun we're havin, we all hope that you can stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Two new rhymers! Flower and Paan! Nice of you to join us Stop in when you can And help keep this rhyme going Always room for two more The more rhymers the more surprise at what next lies in store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 hey there bc flora i think you should rhyme some more-a you don't have to be good i just wish i could but usually i suck but no one gives a fu©k :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 thanks for the incuragement, I'll try but im still just a little shy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 the poem has now hit ten pages it seems like this took ages i feel like you all are sages of the music stages and my passion rages like prisoners in their cages for something this pure and true that keeps me from feeling so blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 you know something, I kind of like it too the Merchant of Venice is a story about a Jew I know that Sunday rocked and Bokonon--where were you? there was a triple crown winner that was named Seattle Slew to be honest I don't have anything else to write that is new probably because at the moment, I feel as though I don't have a clue and the reason for that is I have to go, for I need to take a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Merchant of Venice's Jew, Has reached time that is long overdue To be forgotten and viewed As a rather crude Portrayal of the Chosen Few. People of this generation Should know that discrimination Is what forced Shylock To loan money "in hawk" As Jews were given no consideration To be hired for a usual job Because the rest of the mob Believed it was straight To discriminate Causing Shylock to be viewed as a snob! Unfortunately this stereotype Has lived on and fed us with tripe That it is thanks To the Jew-controlled banks That people are poor; oh what hype! I don't suggest that number2 Is one who holds on to this view. But I just had to say That it's not true today That Shylock represents today's Jew. Number2's a staight shooter, for sure. But I believe that the only cure For the world's prejudice Is to take moments like this To dispel cliche's born from manure. I must emphasize once again That number2 is a man among men! It is not he I address With this poetic downdress Of those who write with a poison pen. I just think it's unfortunate That Shakespeare's importunate Portrayal of Jews Has gone on to accuse Modern Jews, and it's this I regret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 well it was all part of a rhyme political correctness for me doesn't chime if anyone wants to question what I believe just be warned that I hold an ace up my sleeve so before one thinks that those comments were laced with fire better do some homework and perhaps inquire or better yet here is a wee little hint on my travels I might have had a little stint for two months I lived in the Neger desert sands working hard everyday, getting some dirt on my hands and the Merchant of Venice is still about a Jew I would agree that kind of prejudice is relagated to a few that does not include this guy--otherwise known as #2 and I am going to now eat and then take another poo. and with that I bid y'all toodaloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 at work today i really had to poo but the customers kept flowing i didn't know what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 I truly hope I did not offend You, number2, so I append To my former rhyme. As it would be a crime To say something bad about you, friend! In fact, I think you are great! Which is why I wanted to state Explicitly Absolutely I enjoy each rhyme you create. My poem was about history; true. And those who today misconstrue The facts as they were And, of course, I concur Merchant of Venice was about a Jew. I would hate that it ever should be I'm regarded as being PC! In fact, I wish they would cease, Those PC police, And leave expression open and free. So I hope I now speak more clear Because I truly would fear The loss of your rhyme I look forward each time To each poem I read and I hear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 my name is flower and i live in bc i like this poem and it likes me i like it here so never fear im here to stay at the sanctuary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 i think i have bad timing is evry one finished ryming is this thred alredy dead i geuss ill go back to miming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 not to worry, not to fear just relax and give me your ear this thread is one that has staying power it will last as long as Pittsburgh loves Bill Cowher so keep on rhymin, and primin and the responses will be climbin tonight I will shoot from the hip dancin and trancin to the sounds of the slip :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Tonight I will be thinking of you, My friend who goes by the name Number2. As this evening I shall be answering the call To watch and dance to Garaj Mahal! I hope you have fun tonight at the Slip. I have not seen them, but they sound pretty hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Garaj Mahal what a call!! bet you will have a ball as for me, I am in withdrawl working to hard shows are rarely in the cards but tonight I will retard back to the days of yesteryard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 isn't st. catherines on the four oh one if you picked me up on the way, we would have so much fun i have money for gas but you can't touch my ass and then we can trip to the sounds of the slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Bokonon's funny, as anyone can see. But as she said, you can't touch her be- Hind, on the way To see the Slip Play, But 'gas grass or ass no one rides free'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 I had planned, tonight, to see Tom Waits play.Getting tickets was impossible. I tried every way.At least, after all,There's Garaj MahalPlaying in Whistler! They saved the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 i just had a thought that might thicken the plot if stonemountain teaches tourists to ski maybe he once taught me? (are you originally from cambridge and now teach skiing at whistler to tourists?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Bokonon, I oft wish it be That I spend my time teaching to ski. But I'm of the few In Whistler who do Not work in the tourist industry. While you work loaning out "Tom Sawyer" I spend my week as a lawyer. Arguing oftentimes, (Though never in rhymes.) Tough work, but in the mountains I enjoy 'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Garaj Mahal came to Whistler to play.It's no surprise - they blew me away!Alan, Eric, Kai, Fareed;Jam-funk, without being cliche.They jammed 'til the audience did pant;Then an anti-George-Bush chant!In bathrobes they were cladAnd they seemed to be gladTo enjoy Canadian culture, extant.Garaj seem like really good guys.I'm amazed they play venues this size!Mr. Fareed HaqueYou've just got to come back!To, again, Whistlerites mesmerize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 i cut off my hair so try not to stare the next time you see me don't laugh till you pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 the poem is dying i am not lying i feel like crying stop just eyeing and write a line to append mine i'm sure it's fine you don't need a spine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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