Velvet Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 ...by one of todays top entertainers, Britney Spears: Honeymoon Poem A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all My assistant Fe gave me the call. I remember it well, as she was smilin' She said it was called Turtle Island. I packed my bags light and quick, Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick. We hopped on a plane and took our flight I slept really well, all through the night. As we arrive, I turn and look out the door, People are greeting us right at the shore. A meal, a shower and some ice cream Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean! Magical nights filled with stars Silence is golden, no running cars. Private dinners, romantic fires Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires. Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes When you're having fun, oh, how time flies! As we sit and prepare to make our part I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart! ~ Britney [via britneyspears.org] Anybody else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with a spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 What were you doing on britneyspears.org? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Keeping up with what the kids are into. Actually, I saw this posted on monctonlocals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 A meal, a shower and some ice cream Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean! I wish I was the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 ...Anybody else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with a spoon? nope. i just want to cut off britney's tongue, i think i'd give it to rubberdinghy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Anybody else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with a spoon? I don't know if a spoon would accurately erase this abomination from my memory. Airline spork, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Magical nights filled with stars Silence is golden, no running cars. Private dinners, romantic fires Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires. Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes When you're having fun, oh, how time flies! As we sit and prepare to make our part I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart! ya, she was at the turtle island rainbow gathering this summer in Quebec it was so rad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 my roommate (the one that was constantly listening to Advil lavin) had Brittany posters pasted all over his room... I just couldn't reach the guy!!! A tragedy, really. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 here's a better one.... its called "are you getting prettier or am i just lowering my standards?" *clears throat* I sat at the bar It was a quarter past two I looked at your face, and I thought You'll Do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 I a)agree that is a better poem while b)point out that if a dung beetle could defecate rhyming couplets it would be better "poetry" than what Ms. Spears has blessed/cursed us with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 cursed Velvet, cursed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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