gentlemonkey Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 so i got this awesome golf shirt (with a little buster, flying pig on it for xmas. thanks moeron!) loved it so much i wore it all xmas night and boxing day. then after 3 beers and a couple ceasars, I had a craving for eggplant and decided to eat forkfuls directly out of the jar, over the sink.. I thought i was being cautious enough, but the dangly fu©ker splashed back and I have a massive dark area in the middle of my chest. Looking like I'm a perpetual drooler. I threw it into the wash immediately, but it didnt seem to do much. then again, but this time i scrubbed it in the soap for a few minutes. it seems to have gotten a little less prominant, but i was wondering if anyone had any stain removal advice? im very sad about my greasy mistake! on an interesting sidenote, my dad used to call me the 'greasy mistake'!.. :: thanks dudes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 i've been known to slop around in the grease now and then, and its happened to me... grease stains are fu©king brutal... no matter how many times you wash it, it still feels dirty... i dont know if this works after its set in, but i always soak the garment in the sink with dish soap.. i'll usually squirt some dish soap directly onto the stain, for extra measure. i always figured if it could clean my frying pan after a big ole pig fry, its gotta be able to fix a shirt. sometimes it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 here's a bunch of tips for grease stains one of them says to smear cheeze whiz on the stain and toss it in the wash...kinda strange, and it better work or that's a sad waste of cheeze whiz!!! others include shampoo, WD-40, Coke, hairspray, lighter fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 how cool it the internet!! thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 I use that shout Gel stuff on everything and it works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Well, your first mistake was this... " I had a craving for eggplant and decided to eat forkfuls directly out of the jar" Who in the hell gets cravings for jarred eggplant? Haven't you ever heard of chocolate, potato chips or cookies? EGGPLANTS! Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 he likes to get pickled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Pickled eggplant......delicious. Right from the jar, you know that's my style. As for the stain, I can't help you, I've ruined many a garment doing that exact thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 shampoo works!- confirmed. theres like a faint remnant, but barely even visible! yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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