rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 First person to come to my place, clean my kitchen, and all dishes dried and put away, will recieve 1 free lunch, consisting of one Dirienzo's Sandwich of your choosing, a pop, a canoli for desert and transportation to and from Dirienzo's. Offer valid today, Feb 25th 2005 until 1pm. Takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 What no beer?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 You can substitute the canoli and pop for 1 beer, if you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 how many dishes are we talking about here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 how many dishes are we talking about here? one Dirienzo's Sandwich of your choosing, a pop, a canoli for desert and transportation to and from Dirienzo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 One dinners worth for 4 people, plus all cooking pots and pans. There are also some miscellaneous items left over from past cleanings that weren't done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolady Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Don't you have a WIFE to do all that sh!t for you? Oh ya! That's me, and I'm not that kindda wife!! But you still love me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 But you still love me [color:"purple"]Questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Damn - I almost did them last night when I took my plate into the kitchen!!! I wonder if you would have bought me lunch? I guess I'll never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'll do it for six beers no lunch. pick me up in kitchener! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'll do it for six beers no lunch. pick me up in kitchener! 6 BEERS!!! No way...that's too steep...Driving to Kitchener wouldn't have been a prob though... Anyways, guess I'll just have to buy myself lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 I'm eating a Dirienzo's sandwich right now. I guess that means Rubberdinghy has to do MY dishes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 I went in thier yesterday, (don't tell Voodoolady) and this Italian dude came in, he was a cop, and I was listening to him order his sammich, in italian of course, and I think he had at least one slice of every meat in the place, and provolone cheese, you shoulda seen that thing...JEEEESUS! and bouche, I won't do yer dishes till I get a hot tub invite, I think everyone on this board has been, except for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Gawd Dang that sandwhich was the greasiest sandwhich I've ever had. 2 papertowels worth of drippings. I think they dipped my bread in the spicy eggplant oil. YUMMY!!! Rubberdinghy, you workaholic, you've been invited many times but sadly each time you've had to drive that darn bus. Invite yourself over for dinner and a soak. We'll gladly accommodate your schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolady Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Rubberdinghy, you workaholic, you've been invited many times but sadly each time you've had to drive that darn bus. Invite yourself over for dinner and a soak. We'll gladly accommodate your schedule. Wow! Now that sounds like what a "good" wife should sound like! Hey Dinghy, Ms Hux wants to feed you and bath you! Maybe we should have her over and she can teach me a thing or two about how to take care of my man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Sweet diddly deet!!! I am DOWN!!! Thanks Ms. H, I know, i know, I do work too hard, and have turned down many invites!!! We'll work sumfin out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 The only problem is.... will Voodoo lady be as much fun in the tub as she is when you're not around? I'd hate for her to behave herself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 We'll see what happens if bouche isn't there!!! WHOA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 If Bouche isn't there than I belong to jet #6. He really knows how to please a lady if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 hhahahahahahahahaha!!! ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolady Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 The only problem is.... will Voodoo lady be as much fun in the tub as she is when you're not around? I'd hate for her to behave herself.. [color:"purple"]Behave? :: What does that mean, behave? Don't worry I'll be GOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 eeek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 That's exactly what I say! HAhaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Dag, I really need to start checking this board more often... free lunch for some silly dishes, and a chance to hang out with my good friend dinghy? Nuts to you, sleeping til 2... ... and having creepy zombie dreams... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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