Calamity Jane Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 WARNING TO ALL CHATHAM ZOMBIES: YOU MAY BE IN FOR MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR:Dan Savage, the weekly sex columnist in TO's NOW magazine runs the most bizarre letters, including this one from a week or so ago:I'm a pretty normal guy except for one thing: I'm sexually attracted to zombies. When I was a kid, I loved to watch horror films that featured them. Then as I became a teen, I started to masturbate watching zombie flicks. I fantasize about having sex with zombies while trying not to get bitten but eventually I end up getting devoured. I also fantasize about a woman gangbanged by a group of zombies who then rip her apart and eat her. Is this a form of necrophilia? Are there any other people out there with the same fetish? When I was about 6, my best friend and I discovered the dead body of a drug addict in an abandoned house. Do you think that has something to do with my fetish? Concentrating On Rotting People Sexually Exciting (CORPSE)while Dan's response was his somewhat-frequent booze-soaked rant about the Pope & US President, his readers the following week came through with better advice/links:Love the column, just wanted to pass along this link to CORPSE and any other zombie fetishists out there: Link www.repenetrator.com It's a spoof on the movie Re-Animator as zombie porn. Zombie-porn fetishists will be thrilled. Smitty CORPSE may be interested in The Stink of Flesh (Scott Phillips, 2004)--"How can you lead an alternative lifestyle when everybody is dead?"--a movie that has zombie sex (rape actually), complete with bloody zombie revenge for said rape. Not to be missed if one has zombie-related sexual fantasies. Definitely to be missed if one does not. WARNING! WARNING!I know some people on this board have 'sensitive sensibilities', so only follow those links above if you ARE a zombie fetishist and hope to get it on with a zombie this Sat. at Chatham!!!(don't say you weren't warned!) [color:red][color:red][color:red][color:red][color:red][color:red][color:red][color:red] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 In other words folks, Deb's horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 whoa... zombie porno? That looks really gross. Think you'll add that to your zombie movie "must have" list, backbacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 He's probably in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazykorey Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 real zombies only like brains,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 That's funny Deb; I read that one too. I love his column. I'm very happy it's made it's way East now. I read it faithfully while living out West and even read a couple of his books but, it's only in the couple of years that I've noticed it in some of the periodicals around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Dan Savage does good. He'll enter the history books for having given special meaning to the noun "Santorum". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 \/\/illy - savage love has been in ontario for years. i miss when it used to start by reading 'hey faggot'...it was a bit more out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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