thatpatguy Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Dr. Stanz: Dickless here pulled the switch and cut off the power to the containment fieldMayor: Is this true?Dr. Venkman: Yes, this man has no dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, I'm gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate... I want you to tell me what you think it is. A couple of wavy lines? Edited November 9, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoaoaoaohahaoahaaoaoaoaoa!!! Nice shootin' tex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 One of the few good moments from the sequel:Dr. Ray Stantz: You mean you never even had a Slinky? Dr. Egon Spengler: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 hahahahahhaha, Egon slays me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Should your reply have been in purple Ollie?Aww, my joke was too subtle.Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead. Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies? Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Geez, I could do this all day, but I won't, because I have work to do (oy, shades of Brewmeister Smith in Strange Brew with "I could crush your head like a nut, but I won't, because I need you.").Here's another of my few faves from GBII:Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother.Dr. Peter Venkman: Who wouldn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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