bokonon Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I stumbled upon this hilarious adaptation of the classic Laurel and Hardy sketchWho's On First for the Next GenerationGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.George: Great. Lay it on me.Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.George: That's what I want to know.Condi: That's what I'm telling you.George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?Condi: Yes.George: I mean the fellow's name.Condi: Hu.George: The guy in China.Condi: Hu.George: The new leader of China.Condi: Hu.George: The Chinaman!Condi: Hu is leading China.George: Now whaddya' asking me for?Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?Condi: That's the man's name.George: That's who's name?Condi: Yes.George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Condi: That's correct.George: Then who is in China?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yassir is in China?Condi: No, sir.George: Then who is?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yassir?Condi: No, sir.George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.Condi: Kofi?George: No, thanks.Condi: You want Kofi?George: No.Condi: You don't want Kofi.George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.Condi: Yes, sir.George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.Condi: Kofi?George: Milk! Will you please make the call?Condi: And call who?George: Who is the guy at the U.N?Condi: Hu is the guy in China.George: Will you stay out of China?!Condi: Yes, sir.George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.Condi: Kofi.George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Nice one ... thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 isn't that an old abbott and costello routine?either way, it's hilarious...I''d love to see someone do an animated version of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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